What is lucky




Lucky - it's when your girlfriend to test two strips, and it may your mobile, no address does not know.

Lucky - is when your friend flat, and you with him full namesake. After all, the help from the hospital to the recruiting office photo glue is not necessary.

Lucky - it's easy when you're a teacher of Russian language - Pavel Volya, get on TV and there you full PR. A lucky in this case - the students.

Lucky - this is when you fly on its nine and you refused brakes, front and Bentley. A lucky that you did not survive after the collision.

Lucky - this is when you died on his birthday, and he at you 109.

Lucky - this is when the wife found your stash, and I was looking for a mistress, I forgot.

Lucky - is when the boss on you vooot a tooth, and you each general.

Lucky - this is when you get 700 rubles a month. And in the yard in 1980.

Lucky - this is when you drink 2 liters of vodka, and you're Russian, and not German.

Lucky - this is when you said at the meeting: "fool!", Being a mere commander of the front, and Stalin did not catch.

Lucky - when it accidentally went to a gay club and came out morally debased, not physically.

Lucky - this is when the daughter of the chief of the Nile crocodile frightening, but you still got.

Lucky - this is when married a girl with rather poor parents and realized that I had to marry a girl with rich parents, and married.

Lucky - when pronouncing your name always add the word "oligarch".

Lucky - this is when catch a goldfish, but it is not an anecdote.

Lucky - this is when you wife lepish excuse, why not spend the night at home, she does not believe you do not have proof, but all home suddenly sneezed.

Lucky - this is where your two girls met and suddenly instead of the scandal began to compete, who is better makes you a blowjob.

Lucky - this is when you have only 12 centimeters, but you still only 5 years.

Lucky - when it went to the Comedy Club, and this time there is really something funny happened.

Lucky - this is when all around are doing their utmost hurt my grandmother dream of Bentley and villas are measured glamorous and steep, and you do not care.

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