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120 signs of the cat owner
1. When he sleeps, he almost did not move. And certainly never move his toes.
2. If a sleeping cat owner to put a heavy object, he will take care of all night to object fell and did not move.
3. If you throw a cat owner in his sleep on his stomach that something pretty serious, he would smile and mutter, without waking up: "Oh, played out fine! Come to the kitchen - I want to sleep »
4. In the morning, not razleplyaya eyes, he goes to the kitchen and looks for a long bowls to fill them. Even if the kitchen is not it, and on it are found in animals only cockroaches.
5. Dead mouse in a cat owner slipper causes tenderness. Rat - admiration.
6. You would think that he always has a cold - because he came into the room, he immediately accepted to cover doors and windows locked.
7. Leaving the restaurant, he is sure to leave a piece of meat on the table - "is not for us to enjoy a delicious meal."
8. If you serve beer chips and cheese, it will be all evening snack just something one, because the mix dry food and nature can not.
9. If you want to show that its wildly jealous, just describe his shoes. In another way, he will not understand.
10. A true cat owner sneaker always in the morning lying in the bed roll. And in different sides.
11. Determine the true cat owner is easy! In any company, he usually breaks down to talk about cats ... even promised myself not to do it.
12. Determine the true cat owner easier collection of cats, key chains with a cat and a cat image on the desktop and CellPhones.
13. A true cat owner has a special cloth or brush for washing bowls Koshkin. (On a secret - I have even a special Koshkin bottle of dishwashing detergent).
14. True ailurophile, came home from work at night, feeding the cats first, and then eat itself.
15. True ailurophile does not throw candy wrappers in the trash. He rolled them into a ball and rolls on the floor. (Again, a secret - one time I did at work. Furor.)
16. True ailurophile knows what taste cat food.
17. When buying goodies yourself, this ailurophile buy delicacies and a cat. And the cat, perhaps, in the first place ...
18. Clothes ailurophile chooses on the basis of: a) it does not stick to the fur (or easy to clean off her hair or her hair is not visible); b) it is difficult to make the hooks.
19. True ailurophile never shuts the door abruptly. He covers them very carefully, or leave a gap as wide as the cat's carcass.
20. True ailurophile not reaching for salaries, the most distressed that the cat will be nothing to eat (rather than himself).
21. Each flower in the house of the true cat owner has been dug up or dropped from a window sill at least once.
22. True ailurophile male lying on his back legs are always bent - cats often overshoot the abdomen.
23. Getting acquainted with someone, true cat owner first thing finds out whether a person loves cats. If he does not like cats, true cat owner immediately loses interest in him, if not beginning to be hostile.
24. True ailurophile never eats chicken hryaschiki.
25. True ailurophile always knows which of his cats rummaging in the closet is now.
26. True ailurophile never lazy to clean up the food from the table to the refrigerator.
27. True ailurophile visit comes with a gift not for the master's child, and for the owner's cat.
28. True ailurophile playing with someone else's child as he (IR) plays with a cat.
29. True ailurophile always buys food for the cat first, and the remaining money-for themselves.
30. True ailurophile never puts the glass next to the keyboard.
31. True ailurophile when buying a new flower, first find out whether the plant is poisonous to cats.
32. True ailurophile owning non-castrated cat or a jealous cat, always takes place in a sealed cabinet Shoe guests.
33. True ailurophile always knows exactly who he is more expensive - a cat or a spouse.
34. True ailurophile knows how a person treats animals, so he will handle IR (weasels, etc. ... the bed.)
35. True ailurophile always and everywhere will pay in your cat's willing and unwilling belief.
36. True ailurophile happy only when the family (or person), not having previously cat, kitten took him a year and still happy.
37. True ailurophile never cleans the bed if it someone is sleeping (not a human member of the family).
38. True ailurophile piously believe that the best condiment - a cat hair.
39. True ailurophile considers himself a privileged being with respect to the kennel - he did not have to walk every day.
40. In the True cat owner has only one dream - a huge country house, to more, more ... And then he thought about the dog - there has to someone to protect his Diamond Fund !!!
41. This ailurophile never feels fully clothed, if it is not the cat's fur.
42. cat owner sniffs each puddle of spilled liquid!
43. True ailurophile, after the cat several times tried to climb onto the window, made a special dosochki sitting on window.
44. True ailurophile when the cat, forgetting to remove the claws, jumping on his knees, courageously compresses the jaw and no sound. And then the cat can get scared and will no longer come to the pen.
45. True ailurophile even catastrophically being late to work that morning, delayed to pat the cat came to hold it.
46. True ailurophile coming from work, first wash the trays, and then feeds the cats, and then it comes to her husband and child.
47. True ailurophile, leaving the house, check off any electrical appliances, gas, whether firmly closed windows, doors and each cat will say goodbye in person and tell them your estimated time of return.
48. A true cat owner, telling how he treated his pet, says: "One cat paw, I pulled over to the couch, and another - poured into his mouth medicine."
(A recent case in my apartment).
49. A true cat owner, after reading the above-stated statement will long wonder, what is humor, as in his opinion, everything is correctly written ...
(That's what happened to a friend of mine ...)
50. True ailurophile always walks with scratched hands.
51. True ailurophile the street sees the first far-reaching cat, and then a man a few steps away.
52. True ailurophile seeing a cat on a street, in a window on the balcony, etc. It reacts violently, as though seeing such an animal for the first time.
53. With a true cat owner should never start talking about cats, otherwise you risk to listen to his monologue a few days. (Tip for those who are not a true cat owner).
54. True ailurophile always ready to climb a tree for a kitten.
55. True ailurophile never throw flown into the room of the May beetle - because it is hunting for favorite cat!
56. When a true ailurophile hears the news that half of Moscow is de-energized, the first thought - "well, that the beast dry food."
57. If the true ailurophile, going to the bathroom, sees that there is a cat intently engaged in the small or large business, then he would stand at the door and wait patiently for the end of the process, so as not to scare off ...
58. In an ordinary family mother says to her son: "After stroking a cat - wash your hands!"
The family cat owner: "Wash your hands before stroking a cat!"
59. True ailurophile masters technique of using a keyboard and mouse with one hand, because another had to hold his hand and stroked her Majesty CAT (which is happening now).
60. In general, the flowers in the house of the True cat owner give birth only to pet, which will be every day of their nibbling.
61. True cat owner's house is never combs. The role of cats carry a comb, combing hair claws sweetly sleeping beloved master.
62. In a family where the cat goes to the toilet, true cat owner drain not only after but also before. And anyway, passing the bathroom, I look back and just in case a drain.
63. A true cat owner glass balcony is not for himself, but the cat did not fall.
64. In general, especially advanced true cat owner cat constructing a separate balcony.
65. A true cat owner will never go to sleep without a lullaby sung by his favorite cat.
66. A true cat owner never uses a hot-water bottle, because he has a cat.
67. IR change on the wide window sills exclusively for cats.
68. True ailurophile (dog lover) buys a camera and a video camera is mainly to remove their pets and their children.
69. The house on IR 1 album photo of men account for 2 cats.
70. A computer IR buys to hang these photos on the Internet, as well as to communicate with other cat owner.
71. This ailurophile, going to the store, spend 600 p. a cat, and 100 p. to myself.
72. This ailurophile suffocate at night, but the face of beatings throw a sleeping cat, so as not to wake up.
73. This ailurophile pussies always buys good water, and he is content with boiled water from the tap.
74. This ailurophile not be able to afford a large sofa in a small apartment, but there is always room for another house for the cat.
75. True ailurophile sitting on the toilet, the toilet door is always open if it someone scratching.
76. True ailurophile always wish good day every passing cat on the street and ask her about her health.
77. Also: give way; warn her about walking the dog around the corner; He asked her to not crossing the road in the wrong place. And why would he ignore stunned eyes of passers-by?
78. True ailurophile understand that the name "mouse pad" is very conditional. In fact, this mat for a cat.
79. True ailurophile does not take offense at the cat for more than one hour. Or ten seconds.
80. And if you step on something soft (even in daylight), he pulls the leg nervously and looks - not hurt if someone (even a guest of the people who have cats have never been).
81. This ailurophile quietly sleeping at 5 am, when the herd koteek runs through it, climbing on the curtains and throws off the table all sorts of things, but instantly wakes up and runs oglushayushey silence watching - why no runs and no noise? If anything had happened ...
82. IR very upset if outside cat runs away from him.
83. True ailurophile ALWAYS brings to fainting sellers in pet stores, meticulously find out the details about toys, vitamins and feed.
84. IR always makes the TV / recorder quieter if koshkodeti sleep.
85. IR, leaving the house, the eldest koteyu declare: "You are in charge!»
86. IR can he eat horrible, but the cat will eat only the best.
87. IR always and everywhere want to get back home to their bored without the beloved cat.
88. IR can talk like a cat and constantly doing it.
89. It's easy to become a friend or infrared ingratiate himself, quite a lot to talk to him about the cats, particularly hearing about his cats, admiring only his cats.
90. IR breakfast standing up, if the chair is busy cat.
91. IR in the morning does not get up from the bed as long as possible, if his body is sleeping cat.
92. IR prefer to suffer and endure desires in a toilet, but did not throw a cat from his knees.
93. IR sends her husband Nah, if lying down at night, the cat is first arranged on her shoulder.
94. IR, calling home from another city, the phone asks for a cat for a long time talking to him, despite the cost of the call.
95. IR gives a cat to smell and taste the ingredients for the salad.
96. IR does not wash the plate from the eggs until it is lick the cat.
97. IR leaving the house and leaving a child alone with a cat, anxious, as if the cat did not happen.
98. IR (even slightly built) obediently rushing home the heavy bag filled with cat or a tree.
99. IR entering the bureaucratic office, first check if there were any calendar or greeting card with a cat.
100. IR never prosyplet washing powder on the floor.
101. The IR will always prefer the goods which have been used in advertising cat.
102. IR never upset when his birthday coincided with an exhibition of cats.
103. The IR will never marry a man who is able to hit the cat.
104 IR is never afraid of divorce, because alone still will not.
105. True ailurophile came to visit, first of all make friends with all available cats. If the relationship did not work out - the evening was in vain.
106. True ailurophile not lose hope Russian language to explain their cats - what is good and what is bad.
107. True ailurophile not be able to get past a sleeping cat, not kissed her furry face or somewhere ...
108. IR until then cleans the floor empty bags and bags, while his beloved miracle interested in them.
109. IR washing the floor in the apartment, not in order to make it clean and to his beloved cat played with a mop. (In any case, my confident, that this fascinating thing I was started solely to enable them to hunt).
IR 110. Sweethearts know everything !!! (It does not matter whether they like it or not).
111. IR always enthusiastically collects fallen away his favorite mustache and proudly shows off the rest of his collection.
112. IR strongly believes that by tying chinchillas and turtles are born kittens, and tigers and turtles - too!
113. True ailurophile selects the camera with the possibility of high-quality photographs without flash.
114. True ailurophile never change on a flat computer monitor (new model) not to deny the possibility of cats comfortably in his warm surface.
115. True ailurophile when leaving the house in the evening always leaves the lights on, at least in the same room.
116. True ailurophile always hides in the closet shoes with laces.
117. Total cat toys in the house of the true cat owner the envy of any pet store.
118. True ailurophile periodically taken to recalculate their pets. Not finding one of them for 30 seconds, in a panic, he rushes around the apartment screaming "Murka propalaaaaaaa !!!!!" This tightly closed windows and doors are not taken into account.
119. True ailurophile starts aquarium fish exclusively to cats had their own "TV."
120. Children of the true cat owner, even if they are 5-6 years old, any adult can explain what sorrel or tabby. And these children are discussing these questions among themselves at cat shows!
2. If a sleeping cat owner to put a heavy object, he will take care of all night to object fell and did not move.
3. If you throw a cat owner in his sleep on his stomach that something pretty serious, he would smile and mutter, without waking up: "Oh, played out fine! Come to the kitchen - I want to sleep »
4. In the morning, not razleplyaya eyes, he goes to the kitchen and looks for a long bowls to fill them. Even if the kitchen is not it, and on it are found in animals only cockroaches.
5. Dead mouse in a cat owner slipper causes tenderness. Rat - admiration.
6. You would think that he always has a cold - because he came into the room, he immediately accepted to cover doors and windows locked.
7. Leaving the restaurant, he is sure to leave a piece of meat on the table - "is not for us to enjoy a delicious meal."
8. If you serve beer chips and cheese, it will be all evening snack just something one, because the mix dry food and nature can not.
9. If you want to show that its wildly jealous, just describe his shoes. In another way, he will not understand.
10. A true cat owner sneaker always in the morning lying in the bed roll. And in different sides.
11. Determine the true cat owner is easy! In any company, he usually breaks down to talk about cats ... even promised myself not to do it.
12. Determine the true cat owner easier collection of cats, key chains with a cat and a cat image on the desktop and CellPhones.
13. A true cat owner has a special cloth or brush for washing bowls Koshkin. (On a secret - I have even a special Koshkin bottle of dishwashing detergent).
14. True ailurophile, came home from work at night, feeding the cats first, and then eat itself.
15. True ailurophile does not throw candy wrappers in the trash. He rolled them into a ball and rolls on the floor. (Again, a secret - one time I did at work. Furor.)
16. True ailurophile knows what taste cat food.
17. When buying goodies yourself, this ailurophile buy delicacies and a cat. And the cat, perhaps, in the first place ...
18. Clothes ailurophile chooses on the basis of: a) it does not stick to the fur (or easy to clean off her hair or her hair is not visible); b) it is difficult to make the hooks.
19. True ailurophile never shuts the door abruptly. He covers them very carefully, or leave a gap as wide as the cat's carcass.
20. True ailurophile not reaching for salaries, the most distressed that the cat will be nothing to eat (rather than himself).
21. Each flower in the house of the true cat owner has been dug up or dropped from a window sill at least once.
22. True ailurophile male lying on his back legs are always bent - cats often overshoot the abdomen.
23. Getting acquainted with someone, true cat owner first thing finds out whether a person loves cats. If he does not like cats, true cat owner immediately loses interest in him, if not beginning to be hostile.
24. True ailurophile never eats chicken hryaschiki.
25. True ailurophile always knows which of his cats rummaging in the closet is now.
26. True ailurophile never lazy to clean up the food from the table to the refrigerator.
27. True ailurophile visit comes with a gift not for the master's child, and for the owner's cat.
28. True ailurophile playing with someone else's child as he (IR) plays with a cat.
29. True ailurophile always buys food for the cat first, and the remaining money-for themselves.
30. True ailurophile never puts the glass next to the keyboard.
31. True ailurophile when buying a new flower, first find out whether the plant is poisonous to cats.
32. True ailurophile owning non-castrated cat or a jealous cat, always takes place in a sealed cabinet Shoe guests.
33. True ailurophile always knows exactly who he is more expensive - a cat or a spouse.
34. True ailurophile knows how a person treats animals, so he will handle IR (weasels, etc. ... the bed.)
35. True ailurophile always and everywhere will pay in your cat's willing and unwilling belief.
36. True ailurophile happy only when the family (or person), not having previously cat, kitten took him a year and still happy.
37. True ailurophile never cleans the bed if it someone is sleeping (not a human member of the family).
38. True ailurophile piously believe that the best condiment - a cat hair.
39. True ailurophile considers himself a privileged being with respect to the kennel - he did not have to walk every day.
40. In the True cat owner has only one dream - a huge country house, to more, more ... And then he thought about the dog - there has to someone to protect his Diamond Fund !!!
41. This ailurophile never feels fully clothed, if it is not the cat's fur.
42. cat owner sniffs each puddle of spilled liquid!
43. True ailurophile, after the cat several times tried to climb onto the window, made a special dosochki sitting on window.
44. True ailurophile when the cat, forgetting to remove the claws, jumping on his knees, courageously compresses the jaw and no sound. And then the cat can get scared and will no longer come to the pen.
45. True ailurophile even catastrophically being late to work that morning, delayed to pat the cat came to hold it.
46. True ailurophile coming from work, first wash the trays, and then feeds the cats, and then it comes to her husband and child.
47. True ailurophile, leaving the house, check off any electrical appliances, gas, whether firmly closed windows, doors and each cat will say goodbye in person and tell them your estimated time of return.
48. A true cat owner, telling how he treated his pet, says: "One cat paw, I pulled over to the couch, and another - poured into his mouth medicine."
(A recent case in my apartment).
49. A true cat owner, after reading the above-stated statement will long wonder, what is humor, as in his opinion, everything is correctly written ...
(That's what happened to a friend of mine ...)
50. True ailurophile always walks with scratched hands.
51. True ailurophile the street sees the first far-reaching cat, and then a man a few steps away.
52. True ailurophile seeing a cat on a street, in a window on the balcony, etc. It reacts violently, as though seeing such an animal for the first time.
53. With a true cat owner should never start talking about cats, otherwise you risk to listen to his monologue a few days. (Tip for those who are not a true cat owner).
54. True ailurophile always ready to climb a tree for a kitten.
55. True ailurophile never throw flown into the room of the May beetle - because it is hunting for favorite cat!
56. When a true ailurophile hears the news that half of Moscow is de-energized, the first thought - "well, that the beast dry food."
57. If the true ailurophile, going to the bathroom, sees that there is a cat intently engaged in the small or large business, then he would stand at the door and wait patiently for the end of the process, so as not to scare off ...
58. In an ordinary family mother says to her son: "After stroking a cat - wash your hands!"
The family cat owner: "Wash your hands before stroking a cat!"
59. True ailurophile masters technique of using a keyboard and mouse with one hand, because another had to hold his hand and stroked her Majesty CAT (which is happening now).
60. In general, the flowers in the house of the True cat owner give birth only to pet, which will be every day of their nibbling.
61. True cat owner's house is never combs. The role of cats carry a comb, combing hair claws sweetly sleeping beloved master.
62. In a family where the cat goes to the toilet, true cat owner drain not only after but also before. And anyway, passing the bathroom, I look back and just in case a drain.
63. A true cat owner glass balcony is not for himself, but the cat did not fall.
64. In general, especially advanced true cat owner cat constructing a separate balcony.
65. A true cat owner will never go to sleep without a lullaby sung by his favorite cat.
66. A true cat owner never uses a hot-water bottle, because he has a cat.
67. IR change on the wide window sills exclusively for cats.
68. True ailurophile (dog lover) buys a camera and a video camera is mainly to remove their pets and their children.
69. The house on IR 1 album photo of men account for 2 cats.
70. A computer IR buys to hang these photos on the Internet, as well as to communicate with other cat owner.
71. This ailurophile, going to the store, spend 600 p. a cat, and 100 p. to myself.
72. This ailurophile suffocate at night, but the face of beatings throw a sleeping cat, so as not to wake up.
73. This ailurophile pussies always buys good water, and he is content with boiled water from the tap.
74. This ailurophile not be able to afford a large sofa in a small apartment, but there is always room for another house for the cat.
75. True ailurophile sitting on the toilet, the toilet door is always open if it someone scratching.
76. True ailurophile always wish good day every passing cat on the street and ask her about her health.
77. Also: give way; warn her about walking the dog around the corner; He asked her to not crossing the road in the wrong place. And why would he ignore stunned eyes of passers-by?
78. True ailurophile understand that the name "mouse pad" is very conditional. In fact, this mat for a cat.
79. True ailurophile does not take offense at the cat for more than one hour. Or ten seconds.
80. And if you step on something soft (even in daylight), he pulls the leg nervously and looks - not hurt if someone (even a guest of the people who have cats have never been).
81. This ailurophile quietly sleeping at 5 am, when the herd koteek runs through it, climbing on the curtains and throws off the table all sorts of things, but instantly wakes up and runs oglushayushey silence watching - why no runs and no noise? If anything had happened ...
82. IR very upset if outside cat runs away from him.
83. True ailurophile ALWAYS brings to fainting sellers in pet stores, meticulously find out the details about toys, vitamins and feed.
84. IR always makes the TV / recorder quieter if koshkodeti sleep.
85. IR, leaving the house, the eldest koteyu declare: "You are in charge!»
86. IR can he eat horrible, but the cat will eat only the best.
87. IR always and everywhere want to get back home to their bored without the beloved cat.
88. IR can talk like a cat and constantly doing it.
89. It's easy to become a friend or infrared ingratiate himself, quite a lot to talk to him about the cats, particularly hearing about his cats, admiring only his cats.
90. IR breakfast standing up, if the chair is busy cat.
91. IR in the morning does not get up from the bed as long as possible, if his body is sleeping cat.
92. IR prefer to suffer and endure desires in a toilet, but did not throw a cat from his knees.
93. IR sends her husband Nah, if lying down at night, the cat is first arranged on her shoulder.
94. IR, calling home from another city, the phone asks for a cat for a long time talking to him, despite the cost of the call.
95. IR gives a cat to smell and taste the ingredients for the salad.
96. IR does not wash the plate from the eggs until it is lick the cat.
97. IR leaving the house and leaving a child alone with a cat, anxious, as if the cat did not happen.
98. IR (even slightly built) obediently rushing home the heavy bag filled with cat or a tree.
99. IR entering the bureaucratic office, first check if there were any calendar or greeting card with a cat.
100. IR never prosyplet washing powder on the floor.
101. The IR will always prefer the goods which have been used in advertising cat.
102. IR never upset when his birthday coincided with an exhibition of cats.
103. The IR will never marry a man who is able to hit the cat.
104 IR is never afraid of divorce, because alone still will not.
105. True ailurophile came to visit, first of all make friends with all available cats. If the relationship did not work out - the evening was in vain.
106. True ailurophile not lose hope Russian language to explain their cats - what is good and what is bad.
107. True ailurophile not be able to get past a sleeping cat, not kissed her furry face or somewhere ...
108. IR until then cleans the floor empty bags and bags, while his beloved miracle interested in them.
109. IR washing the floor in the apartment, not in order to make it clean and to his beloved cat played with a mop. (In any case, my confident, that this fascinating thing I was started solely to enable them to hunt).
IR 110. Sweethearts know everything !!! (It does not matter whether they like it or not).
111. IR always enthusiastically collects fallen away his favorite mustache and proudly shows off the rest of his collection.
112. IR strongly believes that by tying chinchillas and turtles are born kittens, and tigers and turtles - too!
113. True ailurophile selects the camera with the possibility of high-quality photographs without flash.
114. True ailurophile never change on a flat computer monitor (new model) not to deny the possibility of cats comfortably in his warm surface.
115. True ailurophile when leaving the house in the evening always leaves the lights on, at least in the same room.
116. True ailurophile always hides in the closet shoes with laces.
117. Total cat toys in the house of the true cat owner the envy of any pet store.
118. True ailurophile periodically taken to recalculate their pets. Not finding one of them for 30 seconds, in a panic, he rushes around the apartment screaming "Murka propalaaaaaaa !!!!!" This tightly closed windows and doors are not taken into account.
119. True ailurophile starts aquarium fish exclusively to cats had their own "TV."
120. Children of the true cat owner, even if they are 5-6 years old, any adult can explain what sorrel or tabby. And these children are discussing these questions among themselves at cat shows!
