How to determine the true cat owner

Since the owner of the site is not indifferent to the cat, decided to post ...

1. When he sleeps, he almost did not move. And certainly never move his toes.
2. If a sleeping cat owner to put a heavy object, he will take care of all night to object fell and did not move.
3. If you throw a cat owner in his sleep on his stomach that something pretty serious, he would smile and mutter, without waking up: "Oh, played out fine! Come to the kitchen - I want to sleep! »
4. In the morning, not razleplyaya eyes, he goes to the kitchen and looks for a long bowls to fill them. Even if the kitchen is not it and the cats in the house no.
5. Dead mouse in a cat owner slipper causes tenderness.
6. You would think that he always has a cold because he came into the room, he immediately taken to close the doors and windows locked.
7. If you file for beer chips and cheese, it will be all evening snack just something one, because the mix dry food and nature can not.
8. A true cat owner sneakers in the morning is always lying in the bed roll. And in different sides.
9. A true cat owner always has a special cloth or brush for washing bowls Koshkin.
10. True ailurophile, came home from work at night, feeding the cats first, and then eat itself.
11. True ailurophile does not throw candy wrappers in the trash. He rolled them into a ball and rolls on the floor.
12. When buying goodies yourself, this ailurophile buy delicacies and a cat. And the cat, perhaps, in the first place ...
13. Clothes ailurophile chooses on the basis of: a) it does not stick to the fur (or easy to clean off her hair or her hair is not visible); b) it is difficult to make the hooks.
14. True ailurophile never shuts the door abruptly. He covers them very carefully, or leave a gap as wide as the cat's carcass.
15. Each flower in the house of the true cat owner was a break or tip over the sill at least 1 time.
16. True ailurophile male lying on his back legs are always bent - cats often overshoot the abdomen.
17. Getting acquainted with someone, true ailurophile first thing finds out whether a person loves cats. If the cat does not like the true ailurophile immediately loses interest in him, if not beginning to be hostile.
18. True ailurophile always knows which of his cats are now rummaging in the closet.
19. If the true ailurophile, going to the bathroom, sees that there is a cat intently engaged in the business, he would stand at the door and wait patiently for the end of the process, so as not to scare off ...
20. True ailurophile when buying a new flower, first find out whether the plant is poisonous to cats.
21. In general, the flowers in the house of the true cat owner give birth only to pet, which will be every day of their nibbling.
22. True ailurophile always knows exactly who he is more expensive - a cat or a spouse.
23. True ailurophile never cleans the bed if it someone is sleeping (not a human member of the family).
24. True ailurophile, after the cat several times tried to climb onto the window, made a special dosochki sitting on window.
25. True ailurophile even catastrophically being late to work that morning, delayed to pat the cat came to hold it.
26. True ailurophile the street sees the first far-reaching cat, and then a man a few steps away.
27. True ailurophile noticed a cat on the street, in a window on the balcony, etc. It reacts violently, as though seeing such an animal for the first time.
28. True ailurophile always ready to climb a tree for a kitten.
29. When a true ailurophile hears the news that half of the city is de-energized, the first thought - "Well, that beast dry food."