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Convention on the conduct of family scandal
Sixty three million one hundred twenty two thousand nine hundred forty six
A scene from the movie "Laws of attraction»
General provisions: living in marriage, are considered two people who had sex one or more times and keep their toothbrushes in the same Cup. A family scandal is considered any activity in which one side cries, the other looks at her and thinks: "Holy shit".
ARTICLE 1. State waynewayne actions can be as open (and go to the slut from the bus) and take place in a latent phase (baby, I'm tired, not in the mood, Goodnight).
ARTICLE 2. The willingness of the parties to an open conflictus the one hand, the permanent opponents are in a heightened state of readiness to understanding who they ruined. On the other hand, is very dangerous factors that guarantee the beginning of hostilities with a probability of 90-100%. Such factors include: PMS, joint shopping, packing to leave and repair.
ARTICLE 3. Ad voinitskaya the transition of the war of the sexes in the hot phase usually occurs spontaneously, it is a Declaration of war may be the answer to the questions: "whose hair is that you have on the shirt?"or "what – there's nothing to eat?".
ARTICLE 4. Protivniki, default, enemies are considered husband and wife. Pool of opponents can be enhanced through mother-in-law, mother-in-law and friends, in case they showed up without warning from Syzran, and/or expressed a direct desire to become involved in the conflict, for example: "You Cho yelled at the sheep?""You would get a job, dog" or "Guys, come on, don't fight".
ARTICLE 5. Acoustoelasticity are considered children and Pets. Supporters are forbidden to take to mom at night and forever. In addition, parties to the conflict must do everything to facilitate that, not to cause irreparable damage sympathizers. For example, it is forbidden to throw litter box in the snout that asshole, even if he asked for it (see Annex to the Geneva Convention on the protection of the cat trays from the snout of the goat).
ARTICLE 6. Prohibited weapons and boepripasami the aim of the war is a soup, waste or dress, the use of weapons that cause needless suffering to the enemy, as derived from the system, contrary to the principles of humanism. Owing to what is strictly forbidden bombs such as: TT(you're fat) and WTMC(you have a small penis).
ARTICLE 7. Symmetric ototylomys actions of family conflict characterized by their logic, having little to do with formal logic. Thus, a symmetrical response to the sentence: "I'm sick of your garage, your football and your tank battle" will be "I told you when you were sick, a cheese sandwich brought, and you my screwdriver stuck somewhere".
ARTICLE 8. Steel tvetinstitutions response to any enemy attack on the area is considered to be a contemptuous icy silence. Asymmetric responses is strictly prohibited. One cannot keep silent when the enemy yells at you. And doubly impossible to keep silent when the enemy shouts: "why are you silent?". This is despicable, despicable, despicable.
ARTICLE 9. Voennoplennye, the war of the sexes, baby, then do not take prisoners.
ARTICLE 10. Preministry can inform each other about the upcoming truce either in the verbal form (come on, come on, buddy, well, don't cry), or directional in nature (to lay the second side on the bed and remove her pants). After the conclusion of a temporary truce, the parties can make a Declaration of intent to stop fighting forever (Baby, let's never, ever quarrel). Sanctions for violation of this Declaration do not exist, because it is impossible to demand the impossible from leather two living people.published
Author: Alexander Smelyansky
P. S. And remember, just changing your mind — together we change the world! ©
Source: www.pics.ru/konventsiya-o-vedenii-semejnogo-skandala
A scene from the movie "Laws of attraction»
General provisions: living in marriage, are considered two people who had sex one or more times and keep their toothbrushes in the same Cup. A family scandal is considered any activity in which one side cries, the other looks at her and thinks: "Holy shit".
ARTICLE 1. State waynewayne actions can be as open (and go to the slut from the bus) and take place in a latent phase (baby, I'm tired, not in the mood, Goodnight).
ARTICLE 2. The willingness of the parties to an open conflictus the one hand, the permanent opponents are in a heightened state of readiness to understanding who they ruined. On the other hand, is very dangerous factors that guarantee the beginning of hostilities with a probability of 90-100%. Such factors include: PMS, joint shopping, packing to leave and repair.
ARTICLE 3. Ad voinitskaya the transition of the war of the sexes in the hot phase usually occurs spontaneously, it is a Declaration of war may be the answer to the questions: "whose hair is that you have on the shirt?"or "what – there's nothing to eat?".
ARTICLE 4. Protivniki, default, enemies are considered husband and wife. Pool of opponents can be enhanced through mother-in-law, mother-in-law and friends, in case they showed up without warning from Syzran, and/or expressed a direct desire to become involved in the conflict, for example: "You Cho yelled at the sheep?""You would get a job, dog" or "Guys, come on, don't fight".
ARTICLE 5. Acoustoelasticity are considered children and Pets. Supporters are forbidden to take to mom at night and forever. In addition, parties to the conflict must do everything to facilitate that, not to cause irreparable damage sympathizers. For example, it is forbidden to throw litter box in the snout that asshole, even if he asked for it (see Annex to the Geneva Convention on the protection of the cat trays from the snout of the goat).
ARTICLE 6. Prohibited weapons and boepripasami the aim of the war is a soup, waste or dress, the use of weapons that cause needless suffering to the enemy, as derived from the system, contrary to the principles of humanism. Owing to what is strictly forbidden bombs such as: TT(you're fat) and WTMC(you have a small penis).
ARTICLE 7. Symmetric ototylomys actions of family conflict characterized by their logic, having little to do with formal logic. Thus, a symmetrical response to the sentence: "I'm sick of your garage, your football and your tank battle" will be "I told you when you were sick, a cheese sandwich brought, and you my screwdriver stuck somewhere".
ARTICLE 8. Steel tvetinstitutions response to any enemy attack on the area is considered to be a contemptuous icy silence. Asymmetric responses is strictly prohibited. One cannot keep silent when the enemy yells at you. And doubly impossible to keep silent when the enemy shouts: "why are you silent?". This is despicable, despicable, despicable.
ARTICLE 9. Voennoplennye, the war of the sexes, baby, then do not take prisoners.
ARTICLE 10. Preministry can inform each other about the upcoming truce either in the verbal form (come on, come on, buddy, well, don't cry), or directional in nature (to lay the second side on the bed and remove her pants). After the conclusion of a temporary truce, the parties can make a Declaration of intent to stop fighting forever (Baby, let's never, ever quarrel). Sanctions for violation of this Declaration do not exist, because it is impossible to demand the impossible from leather two living people.published
Author: Alexander Smelyansky
P. S. And remember, just changing your mind — together we change the world! ©
Source: www.pics.ru/konventsiya-o-vedenii-semejnogo-skandala