Man proved harmful boss that he's a real man!

It's a shame when the boss is not a sense of humor. Even worse, when it is, but it is ... Let's just say specific. Site tells the story.

Eatwild.caArmeyskomu special regime denied short-term leave, when he pointed out the reason «Baby shower» - literally «Baby Shower» , but the slang in the United States the so called party for the expectant mother, which invited "showered her with gifts of a soul." The resolution of the commander wrote «Baby shower for men»
Then the soldier wrote new, more detailed application with other motivations:

Going home in the Appalachian Mountains to drink whiskey to compete with the bear and shoot plenty of guns. I also plan to grow a beard, cut down his ax hundreds of trees and eat 10 pounds of thick slices of bacon with my wife, with whom I intend to engage in unprotected sex, because I'm the same guy, and this is how we are doing. Football.

via pikabu.ru/story/detskiy_dush_4292819

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