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15 fresh anecdotes that you have not read!
Site has collected from all over the internet the most funny jokes and stories to cheer you up! The next morning after a rough graduation graduate Sidorov thought that a girl with a bell moved from his shoulder to his head.
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Every time I come out of the barber shop, I was tormented by one question: why I was asked how I want a haircut ..
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- Maaaam! Tomorrow parent meeting! Will you go?
- No
! - Why
? - I know these parent meetings! We are better off with you the money in Egypt's go!
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Suddenly I found a treasure tore funeral.
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Advertisement: "We repair what your husband fixed the!»
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- Your ticket
? - My ticket
. - Are you sick
? - And what are you, Dr.
? - Your ticket
! - My ticket ...
- What do you went wrong, in other words not know
? - I know that the vacuum cleaner
. - I'm the supervisor
! - I'm the plumber ...
- You have all the houses
? - Do you want to visit
? - Your ticket
! - My ticket ...
- What are you, a hare
? - And what are you, a wolf
? - Your ticket !!!
- And why is it you
? - I'll see ...
- Well, buy yourself and see ...
- Your ticket !!!
- And here is my ostanovochka
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She:
- You're a beer, it turns out, more than I ?!
He:
- No, I'm a beer is cheaper than you
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I got drunk, because was in bad company. I had a vodka drink and the rest did not.
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Call by phone:
- "Fast" caused
? -. Yes
- Get out, the machine arrived
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