10 hilarious anecdotes in dialogues

Time to laugh! Site tells jokes, humor, which is enclosed in a dialogue.


- Why astronauts never spit at the ceiling
? - Because there sit other astronauts

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- You had a dream about the monkeys and hippopotamus
? - No, I have not seen
. - Check out this cool dream

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- Mom, I came
! Mom, not looking up from the computer:
- Well, where have you been
? - Mom, actually I came back from the army !!!

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- Mom, if you cut a worm, it will be friends
halves? - With you - no

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Geography lesson. Teacher:
- Children, tell, where we would get if we drill the Earth at the North Pole
? Children (in unison):
- In the madhouse

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- Honey, if I seduce your husband, we'll stay friends
? - No
. - So, we will be enemies
? - No
. - And then what
? - We're even

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- What will you do
? -. Nothing
- Yesterday did nothing
. - I'm not finished

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Man yells to his wife:
- Wife, you do not know where our old saw
? Voice of Tiffany:
- None of your business where I saw! And anyway, I'm not old!

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I call in to a new apartment.
I think: "I wonder if here is good audibility?»
- Very, - responsible neighbor because of the wall

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Translated granny across the street, decided to bring to a stop:
- What a beautiful, similar to the actor. Married?
- No
. - Do not get married, filthy girls went ...



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