Lone fools

Eight of the most common causes of female loneliness.

We heard moans that crushed a man, and the number of worthy, beautiful and intelligent young ladies only growing in recent years? From these conversations Slava Kotov pressure jumps. To understand the situation, our hero leads the eight most common causes of female loneliness.

YOU ALONE BECAUSE suffer

These girls watching around a lot. Hunched over, his eyebrows frowning bag under his arm and go prizhmut as condemned to death. Even talk is not necessary to see the faces, dull and sad, like mascara smeared the rain sadness. If you are so ass strained as facial muscles, could at least boast of a perfect fifth point, that men always true.



But no - voltage in the face of all the two hundred and twenty, and then you wonder why we are not acquainted. Even the most pretty girls are like baked apples. In most cases, all this strained to Face - another contrived grief either broken nail or a friend got married, and you're all, or just a bad astro-forecast. Girls suffering terribly want pure relations, to take it real - the last to emphasize. That it would not play and a light and airy. And unaware that in my life and so crap enough, and if you do not learn to see the lighter moments, sit and stay one of their sullen wall.

There are men who are trying to break the wall, and even find the girl a lot of positive qualities. Still, they will be faced with this unwillingness to bring the light - well is not in a positive charge, when a person is illuminated with positive energy and sincerity. And whenever an effort to make of the gloomy clouds of white clouds - quite time consuming for men. Our task in life is more difficult - to provide and to survive, and not fight with ordinary zamorochkami.

YOU ALONE BECAUSE TOO MANY REQUIRE

Men feel like cars on the test drive, getting to know you. Sometimes you talk to the lady, and the feeling that she is now on the table, lay out a list of queries that you it should be and why. Just because she's pretty, and she had long legs? Yes, that's why men have become so choosy, and we have not excite your slender body and chest fourth the size. West to your appearance, we, however, do not want to be guinea mice are tested for the degree of survival in a harsh world. To and BMW, and the apartment has its own, and a cubic press. A date turns into a job interview where the girl like a personnel officer is testing you on the subject of whether or not you will be able to ensure its bright future.

The funny thing is that if earlier this sin lady of thirty, then twenty years now and go with a visible grin. One solid commercialism. It is becoming ridiculous, a priori that the girl feels heavenly gift in which you want to invest and invest immensely. As if he did not communicate with the woman, and with the bank, endlessly raise rates on loans.

A reasonable question arises: if such excessive demands that we give you, ladies? Can you remain faithful even in the most difficult times, and at the slightest hint of the black strip run away to someone who is more successful?

YOU ALONE BECAUSE passionately want to get married

After an hour of communication can be seen in your eyes, as you rearrange the furniture in my apartment so the kitchen pots Shout. And in an instant red short dress replaced plush bathrobe, heels - slippers on, I will be proud to be called husband and pilitsya for lack of trying. Over-planning the future brings not so much anguish, and even fear. Women are all the forces trying to balance its existence, to make it absolutely natural, and that is no worse than that of her friends. You have not yet figured out whether or not you like the same books and movies as you realize that the lady does not matter. Its master plan - to put the ring on the ring finger and will fly to certainly not gone away. And then you wonder why your friends are men often marry a simpleton, with your words. Because long legs - not an indicator of happiness

. Yes, we like to think, how they move apart, but like to be the one with which it is easy, a little bit unpredictable, the one that does not make plans for the next five years, and just enjoy the process. And she prefers snowboarding with me, not lain in the solarium. And she do not care, you're going to make an offer or not - life is too short to try everything exactly to plan.

YOU ALONE BECAUSE complicate things

Scared woman who endlessly dig in yourself and others. No, trim the complexity and depth of our love, but not a permanent pen when the slightest storm need to run to a psychologist, homeopathy, astrology, fortune-girlfriend. I do not call at lunchtime - so you do not love. Not greeted with Happy Valentine's Day - a tragedy for the whole week. Thickening of the atmosphere for any occasion. Rather than engage in a useful or things you love, you are whining, crying, thinking, trying to understand yourself, neighbor, boss, pets.

Obkladyvayut on esoteric books, psychology, posts of LJ, we begin to involve in these mystical action, bringing us to the brain incessant monologue. This is completely absent in all the ability to enjoy, the desire to enjoy life. Any movement immediately obkladyvaetsya multilayer thoughts but the weight of doom. And you do then declare to the world that these men are extinct, alluding to our primitiveness and an inability to take your deep inner peace. The truth is that you can only drown, choking the flow of psychedelic toxins in your world.

YOU ALONE BECAUSE NOT LIKE SEX

Here, women tend to rush into extremes. There are those who bet on the appearance, opening the chest and putting the correct length dresses, all are smoothed, ironed - necessarily behaving. In fact, we and the man to please the eye of your charms. But this makes sense only when you are in bed, and as scrupulous as to the courting process along. It turns out the same with accuracy but on the contrary: sex for you turns into a payment, the only trump card we have to tame itself. As a result, you find yourself in bed with a rubber doll that any attempt of variation begins to fear whether her false eyelashes fall off. Itself can not offer anything appealing in that sex - is a purely male process, and I am so beautiful lie, what do you want? And honestly, once again, when you're trying to turn into a blazing log fire, you start to think - and it should be

? Sex - this is not torture, and mutually enjoyable action where no one owes nothing, everything happens spontaneously, and most importantly - easy. Women are stupid if they think that the top pleasure for us - it stick. It's better to tell the truth, porn podrakonit than trying to cater to that which is in principle not able to love sex.

The second extreme - it is regarded as sex something ordinary and necessary. Enrages the reluctance of women to know this area with the same passion with which they make the drawings on the nails. We do not need a whore, we do not care how many men you had. Here and now, and if you're lucky - all the future years of life together, we want to see how you want us to. How willing to haunt our thoughts, to turn our fantasies into reality under the cover of night. When sex is not an absurd charge, or "oh, you just think about it", and such a strong "want" with the list of indecent assault, that our only view in mind - it's you. And yes, if the evening after a long day, we only have time for a kiss, still knowing how much you love and passionate sex and we contact only strengthens our love.

Because we men are like that. This is the norm, rather than the primitive and the baseness of the senses, which so often likes to accuse us weaker sex. Therefore: keep wince in disgust, accidentally opened a porn files, continue to consider sex a sin or labor service, continue to drive themselves in complexes, fear of turning lights on when intercourse. The only way you will achieve what so terribly afraid - loneliness.

YOU ALONE BECAUSE fools

You look a subscription, all entirely Alena and Masha in mink fur coats with flattened mouths and fillers in the cheeks. (Yes, we have in this do not understand, but thanks to communicate with you, began to understand where "Jolie" is real, and where fiction). Arched competently ass - that's an achievement. From these sick and disgusted, because the brain is the size of a canary, and his thoughts swinging like a pendulum - from: how long to build up the nails: Do a strip from cowards under the pants is not visible. Followers "instagram" instead of Dostoevsky, fasting seals and their insane selfie with duck lips.

There are fools easily, they do not even try to be beautiful, all their vanity - be it against society, because "not like the others." In fact, everything that is ugly. This also flaunts. Either fattening, like a seal, or becomes muscular loudly singing 'Baba, hating all around. Especially men. Admit that it is necessary to work above itself and above all, to download the brain, alas, does not reach.

Stupidity - it is pervasive, beginning with the head and the fury in his eyes, reflected in appearance and in behavior. From those and other fools, beautiful and ugly, men running with sprint sweep. The first can only hate every male, okatyvaya contempt. That then is the night jam sweets and depressing to watch another "Sweet November".

You are lonely because they do not want to develop

In this section, you can blame each other mutually. Just if you remember how many complaints have fairer sex to men, as the requirements for salary, intelligence, sincerity and romance, it becomes obvious and feedback. How many women cease to develop themselves, being married? This applies to both body and mind.

For many, the limit - it is motherhood. And, goodbye my dear girl, you married seven years ago. Now you live with her mother, for which only the king and deity - a child. It is not only excessive attention to the fumes, but also in the degree of body neglect. You earn: you buy a dishwasher, cooker, microwave and washing vacuum cleaner - in short, doing everything to relieve domestic life

. But inside a woman something stops. As he left with his head in motherhood, she kills a the Queen, in which you fall in love once. Begin a weight problem, it is too lazy to care for themselves, to style your hair, shave your legs. And once on the doorstep you have not met the girl in sexual shorts, and a lady in a velvet suit with a ponytail at the crown. The one that inundated life, not in love with her.

The only interest in getting home, life, baby. You feel like your co-existence of the air goes, there is only vacuum dense inconclusive "nothing" stupid dullness, from which turns back due to lack of a woman, even a sluggish interest and curiosity. And that's not the ephemeral matters, and in a simple natural movement when tomorrow would be desirable to slightly more than today. There is nothing nicer than seeing a woman passionately in love in life, in love in yourself. Do not fixated on the domestic plane, and the knowing different fields, even on a drop.

The saddest thing in all of this - you are learning to be fun. How would sometimes neither was banal and vain is our road, really want to see next to a man who knows how to laugh at jokes and sweet nonsense. A woman is able to have fun - a lot sexier than the one that tries to be sexy with the help of tuning. Here is the truth: all of this is your Babskii languor - another stupid, very annoying stronger sex.

YOU ALONE BECAUSE WE do not know how to love

Many of you are not willing to give. From you only heard about the horrors of loneliness, of the sufferings of a life without love, that you are using. In fact, women themselves have forgotten how corny love and care. it is necessary to man? To come home and see that he was glad. Finding himself in the house where it is warm and comfortable, and comfort the core - his woman. Do not sushi and risotto, and I eat mashed potatoes with a chop, if my wife knows how to love me.

When she could hear me, cheer, not measured with me eggs, who is more important and smarter, and gives the feeling that only I have the most-most. I know who and how much earns, I am able to compare its potential with the potential of other men. The constant rivalry - the norm for us, which is why we hunt for a woman to be the single most powerful. I do not need to strain, because I strained all day at work, were taken out of morons on the road itself, irritated dollar and thoughts that need more spin. Houses I need to relax.

We men are like cats: become very tamed, if the time to feed and touch on shёrstke. In short, the house I want kindness and peace, rather than pull is enough idiot, which is stormy for any occasion. In the streets the years go beautiful and lonely: a predatory look in his eyes, a clear monetization and the poor soul in the calculation. You are angry, degrade, sob into my pillow at night, snarling in frustration that all men goats. Oh well.