Odessa - a special city. There are people that respond accurately and with humor, will find a way out of any situation, and certainly will not get his words.
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- Rosa L. in the pharmacy.
- And for the man sho better - validol or valerian?
- And what is the diagnosis?
- Bag of seven thousand!
- - Estimate, Senya, this morning I go and meet - he Zhvanetskiy!
- Autograph asked?
- Senya, why him my autograph?
- - My Fira forever whining: I have nothing to wear, I have nothing to wear!
- Oh, Boris! I beg you! Give her a sack of potatoes, and let myself is!
- - Sarah, I asked you to stroke my jacket!
- So I stroked.
- Not true! Thousand as lying in the inside pocket and lies!
- - Mark Samuilovich whom you work?
- And what do you feel?
- The needs!
- Boris is reading a book called "How to become the owner of the house." Inspired, he runs into the kitchen and pokes his finger into Lucy:
- From this moment my words - the law! In the evening I cook a sumptuous dinner and then do the bath so I can relax. Potrёsh my back, and shalt deliver bathrobe. Then do me a massage. And guess who then will I dress and prichёsyvat?
- Chu, and sho here to guess - undertakers!
- During the marriage vocabulary words Sofas reduced to rolling of eyes.
- Calls Rabinovitch to the police :
- Hello, police! At home I have a riot!
- What happened?
- My Sarochka raged!
- So what is the riots?
- Oh, you do not know what her weight ...
- - Abramchik, and you're not afraid of me when I'm without makeup?
- Rosette, yet, if we are to be honest to the end, then I'll dread and cosmetics.
- - Sarah, do you imagine, Izzy in the will left 100 thousand dollars that Tsile that 40 years ago refused to marry him!
- Oh, I understand - THANKS!
- - Moishe, can I ask you a question?
- When we finally go to the movies?
- You can not.
- It was Rabinovich on the street. Found money. I counted. Not enough!
- - Izzy, we'll go home with you?
- Little Sophie, how do you want?
- And how to say, "Porsche" or "Porsche»?
- Honey, the same right to say: "trolley»!
- - With my Monya is absolutely impossible to live!
- Oh, so divorce!
- What more! He ruined my life, and I shall bestow on him?!
- - Sofochka, you always do mine nerves ... Why should I wait for you so long?
- Yoshiko, I beg you, you sho do not know? Mina Well like to be a long-awaited!
- - Izzy, what would you say, if it met the woman who would be loving, kind, gentle and well-prepared to?
- "Hello, Mother».
- - Abraham and Shaw is Sarochka not heard?
- That she tore his voice, proving to me, Shaw can still silent ...
- As we say in Odessa: Schaub you've lived like cry the blues!
- Odessa. Comes Monya shop balloons.
- Yesterday I have bought the balls, and they were defective, take it back.
- Why? Burst? Ran?
- No, they do not please me ...
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