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This fall marks 10 years since the first episode of the series "House". It was a real bomb. Wildly charismatic House did not leave indifferent: someone he could not stand for honesty and disregard for others, and someone came to the indescribable joy of the master of sarcasm and magnificent mind of the hero.
On this occasion, 40 of selected examples of sarcasm inimitable Dr. House.





Hi, I'm Dr. House! How long have you already psychopath?

You are always so stupid today or special occasion?

Ignore me? Or silently enjoy my charm?

You're a little plump. The word "little" I mean that you have corroded to a pulp.

Condolences. He will live for a long time and would get you in full.

I have to go ... a bunch of patients. Here'll hurry ... and may be able to avoid them
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Conscience? You mean that thing that makes itself felt, when there is no logical reason to behave as required from you?



The patient died? Or do I have to work?

I would like you to hit in the mouth, but why do I have to improve your appearance?

Good to be adults. Owes nothing.

All children have one thing in common - they all suck.

You damaged brain ... You are doomed to lifelong happiness.

Lie to their parents - this is certainly true, but in the face of death and can retreat.

Am I right or am I right ...?

You swore an oath to be cool? At least I gave this until all took an oath of Hippocrates.

You have 2 options. More bet and do what I say or do what I said.

Is it lupus? Dreams come true!



Chase: It remains only 2-3 months.
House: The good news: it means that I am right again.

House: Mrs. Adams, would you go out for a minute?
Mrs. Adams: Why?
House: Then you annoy me.

Chase: You're kidding!
House: Well, it's not hard ... What could be funnier than cancer?

Wilson: Damn, the patient with end-stage renal failure. Heart can not stand dialysis, transplantation is needed, but ... When the conversation is not about you, you turn off, so?
House: What?

Wilson: This woman ...
House: The one that does not speak? I liked
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Wilson: That's enough to change the subject!
House: Said lover to change the subject.

Wilson: House, what the hell is your unstable patient walks down the hall?
House: Tore leash.



The warden: Your patient stabbed his cellmate, another broke his neck, nearly decapitated one of the guards.
House: Do not be afraid, I will not hurt him.

Wilson: If you like to work alone, could just tell. Why lie?
House: Lying interesting.

Thirteen: Friends respect each other's decisions, even if you do not agree with them. This is called devotion.
House: Devotion - a way to get someone to do so, as you need.

The mother of the patient: How can you just sit here?
House: If I eat standing up, I'm depressed.

Foreman: He may have just moved, no one is perfectly still during imaging.
House: Yeah, maybe he was uncomfortable, and he moved one hemisphere of his brain in a more comfortable position.

Patient: It is a good hospital?
House: It depends on what you mean by the word "good." Chairs have comfortable.

Cuddy: Pay attention to me!
House: I'm sorry, but then I would be more difficult to ignore you.



- Excuse me, Dr. House, I am working with Wendy Leigh, and I also her boyfriend.
- Super, and I'm the one who do not care.

- Have you seen my wooden box?
- What box?
- Wood, in the form of a box.

- Help me avoid that dinner, and I'll tell you who started the rumor that you are a transsexual!
- There is no such hearing!
- Will, if not help to avoid the dinner!

- How do you check the reaction of someone pain?
- Just. Hurt them.

- I waited two o'clock in the lobby.
- Fun. Memoir writing is not thought?

- Do you think I want the whole world saw you staring at my ass and criticize my wardrobe?
- And it would be better if I was staring at your wardrobe and criticize your ass?

- Need a lawyer!
- You killed someone?
- No one. But not over yet.

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