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In support of this Website gathered great children's statements that the parents shared in the network in the past year. Just enjoy.
Sasha (3 years 5 months) playing with a puppy and suddenly began to lick the sofa. My grandmother saw him and began to scold:
- Sasha, what are you doing! You can not lick the sofa, it infectious microbes live, you can get sick!
Two days later my grandmother was unwell and was lying in bed. Sasha went to her and sadly said:
- What, grandma, couch licking?
We were visiting a friend of mine came Valya. My sonny (4 years) asks her:
- Auntie Valya, and where you live?
- Near Moscow.
- In the subway?
Son (6 years) asks:
- Mom, give me something sweet.
- There are chocolate, candy, cookies, sugar, finally. What do you want?
- Come on herring.
He sent his son to the store.
- Buy the sour cream and the surrender buy bread.
He returned without shopping.
- Where buy?
- Smetana was not.
- And the bread?
- And where I'll surrender?
With my daughter went to the doctor. The doctor showed pictures, which were painted cow, pig, sheep and horse, and asked to name the animals in one word.
The doctor laughed and said that, in fact, correct, but it must be said "pets." Docha without hesitation:
- This is two words!
Jan: "Yesterday we went to the barn of God!»
(At a picnic was too much ladybirds).
Basil (5 years) is set to enroll in prep school question:
- Which one of you are familiar with the astronauts?
Bob answered honestly:
- I do not know the astronauts.
Sitting, dinner. Anya moan:
- I have a stomach ache.
- Because you take in your mouth the dirtiest !!!
Anya, not lifting his eyes from the plate:
- Actually, you cook it ...
We got into the car. The child asks:
- Why do not you go?
I say that it is cold outside, warm car. And then the child provides:
- Priests or something ?!
Amelia (4 years 6 months) I heard a song on the radio Musketeers. He walks around the apartment and sings:
- It is time, high time, rejoice in his lifetime beauty and cups, happy kick ...
My husband said that this version has the right to life.
- Mom, today we passed suffixes ... you know, so ... diminutives. It should be said as we affectionately call home. I told you call me a pussy. Dasha called fish, Katya - chick ... Lena said her name softly vodohleb.
Go to the elevator. Vlad says (2 years 5 months):
- Do not touch the walls of his hands, there is a bad uncle pee.
The day came for a walk, call the elevator, the elevator door opened, the two men go. Vlad loudly:
- All? Already pee?
Kids karate (babies 4-5 years). Conducted by Andrew Mstislavovich and Gennady Miroslavovich. Of course, middle Andrei children not pronounce, so it is referred to simply as "Andrew", something to make fun Gennady, - they say, do not deserve.
The story itself: open class break. One of the children separated from the crowd and goes to the "Sensei". Hesitated, asked:
- Gennady Mimosralovich, can I use the toilet?
When the laughter subsided Andrew Gennady gathered all the children and said:
- Since that day I have for you - just Gena! And nothing else!
A six year old son does not understand anything of what he says-year-old brother, and asked: "Mom, are you sure he was Russian?»
Child (9 years):
- Mom, why all children's hospitals drawn Aibolit? He's a vet!
Anton (6 years 5 months) asks:
- Mom, I forgot: cows, sheep, chickens, geese - as a word called? The cattle or swine?
Glory (9 years):
- Again, the school found out the relationship with Maxim! I told him that he was marginal and lumpen lumpen. And he - I loshn.
Lera (3 years 5 months) in the evening:
- And when I grow up and graduate from kindergarten, where would I go?
- The school as Eugene.
- And then?
- The Institute.
- And then?
- To work.
- And then?
- Uh ... retirement.
- Yes? .. And I have to live when I?
We're going in the car, the navigator works. Heard: "Five hundred meters - Congress!" Polina (2 years 10 months), in horror:
- Who will eat ?!
Meath 2 years 5 months. I saw on the street a large spotted dog, approached him and asked reproachfully:
- Well, the cow, when will you bring me some milk?
I went to the kitchen. Oil Painting: my child, in tears, jumping on one spot and crying:
- Does not work! It is impossible!
- Bunny, that you did not get?
- Summer-and-amb !!!
My sister fell in kindergarten and hit his elbow. He sits down in the car and said:
- Today, I fell down and was not crying! Mom, I'm ready to give birth!
I ask Vityusha:
- You keep the house what some animals?
- Hold on! Cat and frozen mackerel!
Dima (3 years 9 months) unwraps a piece of candy.
- Dim, to share with me?
- No, I can not!
With a satisfied look:
- Because I'm greedy!
- Is it well - be greedy?
- Come in - munching candy - not bad!
Saya (4 years):
- Mom, when you are old, I will give you a stick to make it easier to walk. And the ball, that was fun!
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