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In support of this Website gathered several children's statements that the parents shared in the network. Just enjoy.
In the morning, made-up, I get out. Lizaveta Daughter (4 years) saw me with admiration and says:
- Mom, how beautiful you are. I paint like a clown.
Disputes among themselves, at the end I say to her husband:
- Come on you in the bath!
Son (2 ½ years):
- With a light steam, Daddy!
Kids karate (babies 4-5 years). Conducted by Andrew Mstislavovich and Gennady Miroslavovich. Of course, middle Andrei children not pronounce, so it is referred to simply as "Andrew", something to make fun Gennady, - they say, do not deserve.
The story itself: an open class. Break. One of the children separated from the crowd and goes to the "Sensei". Hesitated, asked:
- Gennady Mimosralovich, can I use the toilet?
When the laughter subsided Andrew Gennady gathered all the children and said:
- Since that day I have for you - just Gena! And nothing else!
Katia (6 years) roars at bedtime, then the key question:
- Mom, can I calm down?
We're going in the car. Jumping on potholes. Angered by the voice of the seat:
- Hey! So what you are going? I finger the nose drops!
A six year old son does not understand anything of what he says-year-old brother, and asked: "Mom, are you sure he was Russian?»
My sister Anastasia on the way from the garden to the answer to my question, what to feed, issued:
- What-what ... You'd give rhino in batter!
Daughter (2 ½ years):
- Dad, do not go to work, stay with us.
- Natasha, but if Dad is not going to work, we will have nothing to eat.
- Well yes. Dad eat.
The child looks and performance of opera singer says:
- And when we are in the garden so Orem, we criticized ...
We go from the garden. I ask her daughter (3 years) as well as that. Says:
- Teacher scolded me today!
- For what? You misbehaved?
- No, well. Just when everyone drew, I quietly jumped on the table.
Polina (3 years and a half) of samples from soup beans:
- Mm-m ... inside ...
Roma (4 years) Mom:
- I fear the turtle, it is terrible!
- It is terrible, but good.
- How are you?
- Try the marmalade, I had bought in the monastery.
Glory (8 years):
- Wow, how did you snuck back ?!
- Vanya, look how much we have today of events: and went to school, and at the book fair and the museum ...
Ivan continues to gleefully:
- And escape!
I am meeting with the five-year son in the park. At the roundabouts near us bustles another toddler probably older, since the grandmother of his to walk constantly exclaims:
- Eddie, more careful! Edward, do not Zaden boy, he had a little!
And further in the same spirit ...
Leaving the park, the son asks softly:
- Mom, Edward - a pet name, huh? A full - Ediot?
Well, my grandmother did not hear ...
Lesch (4 years) asks:
- A woman of Light where the left?
- In Verkhoturye.
- And it is on this planet?
Sitting at work. He calls the five-year daughter co-worker asks to call his mother to the phone. Her answer:
- A mother is not it in the bank.
Long silence, then the question should be:
- And she climbed back?
Talking with a three-year daughter:
- How rooster says?
- How Ladybug says?
- As the frog says?
- Kwa qua!
- How goat says?
- As Piggy says?
- Good night, boys and girls.
Child (9 years):
- Mom, why all children's hospitals drawn Aibolit? He's a vet!
- Mom, why at the plate so dirty?
- Pope fried eggs.
- What, no pans?
- I do not want to kindergarten, where my kids being bullied, pushed ...
- All right, all hurt? Are you in the garden with anyone not friendly?
- I just make friends with Kolya. He's a good boy, and I was not offended. I told him I put my head on the snow shovel and rap, and he does not run away and do not push ...
Michael Son (3 years):
- Dad, do not kill a mosquito. Suddenly Prince Guidon is flying!
Nephew gave karate. Are the children in the ranks, get acquainted with the coach. It is beautiful, in a white kimono, explains:
- Children, if you have a problem, or some desire, you must go to the coach and bowed, say what you want.
My small leaves, folded handle it right, bow to the ground, all such bewitched, softly:
- Sensei, I want ice cream ...
There was a time in the early nineties, when every corner selling chewing gum «Love is ...». They contained inserts with an interesting definition.
Just imagine a picture of those times: a boy of about 10-12 runs up to the kiosk saleswoman mountain pours stuff (not otherwise carefully selected from the piggy banks) and triumphantly announces order:
- Love ... at all!
Read more children's statements:
Pearls of children and their parents
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