The answer from the bank

Describe the story in a nutshell: next to the house hung a shield, pointing to an ATM,
in fact, he was not there, well and accordingly further any consequences thereof and words of the author.
Esteem, the real story and very funny.

Here's what the author says: Around my house hung a billboard. Shield small 0, 5 x 1 m.
This shield pointer pointed to the ATM one of the very large Russian banks. Hung shield nobody touched,
so would have hung up a "second coming", but to me in early February from Moscow arrived in each trip.
He had a card of the bank and in the evening we went to the address indicated on the billboard withdraw some money.
Go only 50 m. There communicating a small factory, but no ATM. Was talking about four years ago, but he was taken away.
Wrote to the bank about it directly through their website.
Wrote and the forgotten. It has been 7 months and one day of September I answer comes from the bank.
From reading I had a shock! Then I burst into Homeric laughter, then I firmly pondered idiocy
tsarivshem and bureaucracy in our "esteemed and very respectable institutions." And that's what happened. Specialist,
who wrote me an answer from the bank, accidentally (other explanation I can find) sent all internal correspondence in my treatment.
Spread a letter from the bank as it is, without censorship.
All the names, positions left real (country must know its "heroes"!).
The name of the bank, its domain and the city - made-up of the head (still inside information service,
I do not want to hit a girl who I mistakenly sent it all together with the answer).
I removed a lot of unnecessary information, citation, service fields, addresses "Cc", "Bcc",
"Importance", etc. Signatures are also circumcised with the development of events (often the value of the signature
with positions and divisions was more than 10 lines!)
Enjoy :)

This shield pointer pointed to the ATM one of the very large Russian banks. Hung shield nobody touched,
so would have hung up a "second coming", but to me in early February from Moscow arrived in each trip.
He had a card of the bank and in the evening we went to the address indicated on the billboard withdraw some money.
Go only 50 m. There communicating a small factory, but no ATM. Was talking about four years ago, but he was taken away.
Wrote to the bank about it directly through their website.
Wrote and the forgotten. It has been 7 months and one day of September I answer comes from the bank.
From reading I had a shock! Then I burst into Homeric laughter, then I firmly pondered idiocy
tsarivshem and bureaucracy in our "esteemed and very respectable institutions." And that's what happened. Specialist,
who wrote me an answer from the bank, accidentally (other explanation I can find) sent all internal correspondence in my treatment.
Spread a letter from the bank as it is, without censorship.
All the names, positions left real (country must know its "heroes"!).
The name of the bank, its domain and the city - made-up of the head (still inside information service,
I do not want to hit a girl who I mistakenly sent it all together with the answer).
I removed a lot of unnecessary information, citation, service fields, addresses "Cc", "Bcc",
"Importance", etc. Signatures are also circumcised with the development of events (often the value of the signature
with positions and divisions was more than 10 lines!)
Enjoy :) & quot; title = «This is what the author says: Around my house hung a billboard. Shield small 0, 5 x 1 m.
This shield pointer pointed to the ATM one of the very large Russian banks. Hung shield nobody touched,
so would have hung up a "second coming", but to me in early February from Moscow arrived in each trip.
He had a card of the bank and in the evening we went to the address indicated on the billboard withdraw some money.
Go only 50 m. There communicating a small factory, but no ATM. Was talking about four years ago, but he was taken away.
Wrote to the bank about it directly through their website.
Wrote and the forgotten. It has been 7 months and one day of September I answer comes from the bank.
From reading I had a shock! Then I burst into Homeric laughter, then I firmly pondered idiocy
tsarivshem and bureaucracy in our "esteemed and very respectable institutions." And that's what happened. Specialist,
who wrote me an answer from the bank, accidentally (other explanation I can find) sent all internal correspondence in my treatment.
Spread a letter from the bank as it is, without censorship.
All the names, positions left real (country must know its "heroes"!).
The name of the bank, its domain and the city - made-up of the head (still inside information service,
I do not want to hit a girl who I mistakenly sent it all together with the answer).
I removed a lot of unnecessary information, citation, service fields, addresses "Cc", "Bcc",
"Importance", etc. Signatures are also circumcised with the development of events (often the value of the signature
with positions and divisions was more than 10 lines!)
Enjoy :) "& gt;