A little bit about the difficulties of the profession programmer developer

Classroom collection of situations of life and hard work of programmers developers. Very funny;) look.

When I show bare that finally fixed a bug





When the Project Manager enters the office



When I am preparing to release the code



When I try Fixed bug at 3am



When my regular expression worked exactly as expected



When my friend asked me fixed a site made on Joomla



When I was told that the module, which I developed the whole week, will never be used



When the code that I have not tested it, works well in a stable version of the project



When sellers reported that they sold our software client



When I first apply new CSS



When a sysadmin finally gave us root access



When I started my script for the first time after a few hours developing



When I go on vacation, while the rest try to fix bugs



When we released the beta and received a notice about the first bug



When the boss is looking for someone for immediate fixation of complex bug



When you work on Friday on Monday code no longer works



When I asked for a new colleague to continue the work on the code



When at the presentation of the product has not been seen bug