I met a girl today

Today, a lot of snow fell.
Something happened to her Getsem. He does not want to wind up with the battery. First, twisted good, then somehow I picked up and zdoh.
- Can you help?
- Yes, for Christ's sake, of course! Maybe "with overclocking»?
- let's try. Only the chase is not much, and I in you vedu.

Continued under the cut - What do you know?
- Young man, I actually own the rights handed!
- Sorry, I did not want to offend you.

I do it three times on the cable drove around the neighborhood.
On the fourth time asked:
- Forgive me, please, but I never felt a jerk behind.
- What jerk?
- Well, when you release the clutch in second gear, I felt a tug should back, you know?
- No, I have a car in perfect order, with what should be a jerk? You frighten me ... I do not understand ...
- What did you do all of these three circles?
- It is clear that, the key is turned on and that your drive is no sense!
She really beautiful ...





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