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There is an autumn conscription. Wolf received a summons. Go to the draft board,
a frown. A hare goes to meet him, happy, cheerful. Wolf and his
asks:
 - Rabbit, where you going?
 - From the recruiting office!
 - Where are you going?
 - The construction battalion.
 - Wow! And how did you manage?
 - Yes, that's true. I went into the room where the commission is sitting. Show me
car and asked: you know what it is? And I say: "I do not know! ".
On the Machine show again ask: what is it? And again, I
I say: "I do not know! ". On the show tank, and again asked how it
It called? And again I say, "I do not know! ". On the show wardrobe: what is it?
And I for his "I do not know! ". Open up, and there is a brick. What is it -
ask. "Brick" - I say. Well, everything! The construction battalion will go.
Wolf was glad that we can easily fall into a construction battalion and ran
draft board. Resorts, he shook all broke on the commission. He
They are shown on the car and asked:
 - You know what it is?
 - No, I do not know!
Show on the machine and asked:
 - What is it?
 - I do not know!
Show on the tank:
 - What is it?
 - I do not know!
Show on cabinet:
 - What is it?
 - This cabinet, and there is a brick!
Opened the closet - just lay bricks.
 - Well! Good for you, just guessing! In its counterintelligence! ..





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