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A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
His co-pilot is Chinese.
It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, «I do not like Chinese.»

«No rike Chinese?» Asks the co-pilot, «why not?»
«You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!»
«No, no,» the co-pilot protests, «Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah!
That Japanese, not Chinese. »

«Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese ... does not matter, you're all alike!»
There's a few minutes of silence.
«No rike Jews!» The co-pilot suddenly announces.
«Why not?» Asks the captain.
«Jews sink Titanic.

»Jews did not sink the Titanic! & Quot; exclaims the captain, «It was an iceberg!»

«Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ... no mattah ... alla same

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