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Photographer Howard Schatz made a small photo shoot celebrities, giving them draw small sketches in the frame.
And now look how they did it and you'll see - no wonder people get their fees:

Hugh Laurie

1. You are an exemplary family man and a good father. You dine with his wife, when your 15-year-old daughter announces to you that she was pregnant.
2. You are a young designer. In the morning before his first show you understand that your collection is not ready to show and no "amazing" things it does not.
3. You are an arrogant narcissist MP of the British Parliament. You made a speech that live television broadcasts BBC and you scared of rushing sound of his own voice.





Jason Strethern

1. You have a 9-year-old boy who first hears from his 16-year-old brother, where babies come from.
2. You exalted preacher-evangelist, exclaiming during a sermon: "Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus! Thank you! »
3. You are a former athlete. You are incredibly angry at the judge, who ordered a penalty for a foul by your 7-year-old son.



Joan Allen

1. You heiress of a multimillion state. You will learn that your young husband had an affair with a young lady even more. Standing in front of the mirror, you do not think you like the facelift.
2. You are the first woman in the history of US defense minister. You meet with the Chairman of the Committee of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who a day earlier on CNN called you "a very nice young lady».
3. You chairwoman aggressive advertising agency excoriate his deputy who could not get a contract Cialis (analogue of Viagra). "You're such a bashing that you need most on billboards Cialis need !!»



John Goodman

1. You are a nerd, flirts with the cheerleaders and uncomprehending that any chance of success you do not.
2. You are leaving a nursing home, which is your wife. For the first time she did not recognize you when you come.
3. You are the coach of the university basketball team, yelling at the judge. You know that if you remove your guys will play more aggressively.



John Leguzamo

1. You are a hostage, heard in the next room tortured your friend. You understand that you are following.
2. You have 4-year-old boy on a walk in a new "realistic" Dinosaur Park. You've just been "licked" 50-ton mechanical brontosaurus.
3. You heroin addict, persuade the dealer to give you a dose of duty. You chesslovo return the money to him.



John Malkovich

1. You are a naive young actress in Hollywood you recently. Your agent just called you and said that you have taken on a large role in the film, scripted in you will love George Clooney.
2. You builder. Together with his friends at work you sit at a construction site and going to lunch. You scream sexy girl passing by, "Hey, babe, you want to see what's in my box lunch?»
3. You midlevel drug dealer, you have to dick more money mafia boss. Your messenger just told you that "suddenly the wind came and blew away two bags of cocaine you».



Whoopi Goldberg

1. You are an exemplary wife of TV evangelist. You have just learned that your husband was having an affair with a man on a call and the press knows about it.
2. You have a rich aunt Fifth Avenue, you want to "Merry Christmas" to the doorman, who never give a tip.
3. You, Barbara Walters, you're interviewing recently divorced actress. You ask her about her latest film, and then immediately asked, "You were very hurt by what he left you to the young?»



Michael Douglas

1. You are unhappy father, who two months ago lost a daughter. You called the police to identify the body of a young girl. The coroner pulls the sheet and you realize that it's not your daughter.
2. You are a little boy in the freak show. You look like izpirsingovanny guy eating cockroaches.
3. You are a 14 year old girl who has just opened the bedroom door without knocking his 18-year-old sister. Sister there had sex with her boyfriend



Ian McShane

1. You are the prosecutor with great political ambitions. You take on the loud process on the murder and the main witness for the defense just said too much and you can catch him in a lie ...
2. You are a former Marine. You get home from the gym, and you are attacked by a robber with a knife. You think to yourself "man, you yourself have no idea who you contacted» ...
3. You look at the TV broadcast of the race "Formula 1". In the race for the first time involved your son, who had just crashed into a fence. He pulled out of the car and the commentator says, "it does not move» ...



Bill Pullman

1. After long negotiations, countless phone calls and endless rehearsals your agent calls you to say that your role
2. The next day he called back: the role of the director changed his mind and gave another

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