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Acting (21 photos)
This fascinating collection of photos, you can see thanks to the excellent idea of photographer Howard Schatz. Schatz gave actor (famous, very famous, or Do not) installation (situation) and asked to represent facial expressions befitting time. and receive the same scenes fotografii.Smotrim.
Hugh Laurie
1.You exemplary family man and a good father. You dine with his wife, when your 15-year-old daughter announces to you that she was pregnant.
2. You young designer. In the morning before his first show you understand chtovasha collection is not ready to show and no "amazing" things it does not.
3. You are an arrogant narcissist MP of the British Parliament. You made a speech that live television broadcasts BBC and you rushing scared by the sound of his own voice.
David Strethern
1. You have a 9-year-old boy who never heard from her 16-year-old brother, where babies come from.
2. You exalted preacher-evangelist, exclaiming during a sermon: "Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus! Thank you! »
3. You are a former athlete. You are incredibly angry at the judge, who ordered a penalty for a foul by your 7-year-old son.
Joan Allen
1.You heiress of a multimillion state. You will learn that your young husband had an affair with a young lady even more. Standing in front of a mirror not invent to make you like a facelift.
2. You are the first woman in the history of US defense minister. You meet with the Chairman of the Committee of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who a day earlier on CNN nazvalvas "very nice young lady».
3. You chairwoman aggressive advertising agency excoriate his deputy who could not get a contract Cialis (analogue of Viagra). "You're such a bashing that tebyanado himself on billboards Cialis need !!»
John Goodman
1. You are a nerd, flirts with the cheerleaders and uncomprehending that any chance of success you do not.
2. You are leaving a nursing home, which is your wife. For the first time she did not recognize you when you come.
3. You coach university basketball team, yelling at the judge. You know that if you remove your guys will play more aggressively.
John Leguzamo
1. You are a hostage, heard in the next room tortured your friend. You understand that you are following.
2.You 4-year-old boy on a walk in a new "realistic" Dinosaur Park. You've just been "licked" 50-ton mechanical brontosaurus.
3. You heroin addict, persuade the dealer to give you a dose of duty. You chesslovo return the money to him.
John Malkovich
1.You naive young actress in Hollywood you recently. Your agent tolkochto called you and said that you have taken on a large role in the film, the script will be in you in love with George Clooney.
2. You stroitel.Vmeste with his buddies at work you sit at a construction site isobiraetes lunch. You scream sexy girl passing by, "Hey, babe, you want to see what's in my lunch box?»
3. You midlevel drug dealer, you have to dick more money mafia boss. Your messenger just told you that "vdrugnaletel wind and blew away two bags of cocaine you».
Whoopi Goldberg
1.You exemplary wife of TV evangelist. You just found out your husband chtou had an affair with a man on a call and the press knows about it.
2. You are a rich woman with a Fifth Avenue you wish "Merry Christmas" to the doorman, who never give a tip.
3. You, Barbara Walters, you're interviewing recently divorced aktrisy.Vy questioning her about the last movie, and then immediately zadaetevopros: "You were very hurt by what he left you to the young?»
Michael Douglas
1.You unhappy father, who two months ago lost a daughter. Vasvyzvali the police to identify the body of a young girl. The coroner pulls the sheet and you realize that it's not your daughter.
2. You are a little boy in the freak show. You look like izpirsingovanny guy eating cockroaches.
3.You 14-year-old girl who has just opened the bedroom door without knocking his 18-year-old sister. Sister there had sex with her boyfriend.
Ian McShane
1.You prosecutor with great political ambitions. You take on the loud process on the murder and the main witness for the defense said tolkochto superfluous and you can catch him in a lie ...
2. You are a former Marine. You get home from the gym, and you are attacked by a robber with a knife. You think to yourself "man, you yourself have no idea who you contacted» ...
3. You look at the TV broadcast of the race "Formula 1". In the race for the first time involved your son, who had just crashed into a fence. He pulled out of the car and the commentator says, "it does not move» ...
Chevy Chase
1. You have just seen that the woman next to you opened his cloak, and under it there is nothing
2. You have just heard your teenage daughter shows off her friends that she was "something which put itself earring» ...
Edie Falco
1. You are a mother who think how to explain to their children that the parents disagree
2. You are a little girl who tells her mother that her twin brother said a bad word
Martin Landau
1. You see a shootout in their quiet, tree-lined street in Brooklyn
2. You are listening to toast friends at a party on the occasion of the 50th anniversary of your wedding
Bill Pullman
1. After long negotiations, countless phone calls and endless rehearsals your agent calls you to say that your role
2. The next day he called back: the role of the director changed his mind and gave another
Fred Willard
1.You jailer, who have just been informed about the riots in the third building of the prison. Prisoners killed two guards and four others held hostage. Instigator of the riot - a serial killer who is serving four life sentences.
2. You and your work agent are very bad. You look like a potential customer is thinking on the treaty on which it will buy for big money non-existent home and think to yourself "sign and do not read. Sign up, do not read it! »
Don Cheadle
1. You hear how some guy in a bar said something obscene about your wife, your friend
2. You understand that in fact it is because of her sister
David Paymer
1. You are the owner of the diner. You stretch the money from the cash register addicts who you put a gun to his chest.
2. You Mafiosi, you send your Kostolomov visit baseball player, who performed an arrangement. "I was dead, he does not need, but I want to baseball, he never in his life is no longer played. It is understood? »
Charles Dutton
1. You are a businessman who returned from a long trip. Your wife greets you a very pleasant and intimate way.
2. You are a small businessman, you have just realized that your brother pocketed all the proceeds.
3.Igrok at the races, stuck to their ears in debt ruthless bukmekeru.Loshad on which you set, just ahead of race favorite ivyshla the homestretch.
Ellen Burstyn
1.Vam fifty-something years, you middle manager, you have worked long enough in the company. You have just learned that after sliyaniyavy remain without work.
2. The teacher of acting, but what you have heard, how to get the "Oscar" aktrisapo thank you live.
3. Offended woman
Patrick Stewart
1. You hear how your daughter and wife yelling at each other over dinner in honor of Thanksgiving
2. You middle-aged accountant who pretty young colleague just said, "You're awfully sexy».
3. You are a big company CEO. You know that on board you will probably approve a substantial raise.
4.You owner of a small restaurant business is not going very well. You shout two roof you rekitiram "all bloodsuckers, will no longer get a penny!»
Alan Cumming
1. You four years and you just released from a cage parrot family.
2. You four years and you turn a deaf ear reproaches mom upset disappearance parrot
3. You persuading his girlfriend to go with you to visit your parents
4. The man who betrayed
Natasha Richardson
1. You are a woman who realizes that her relationship with the beloved lead nowhere.
2. The former school "stuffed", the current rock star. You ride in a limousine for the reunion.
3.You computer genius who just broke database teacher of English, and has set itself five for graduation test.
atticus-flinch
Hugh Laurie
1.You exemplary family man and a good father. You dine with his wife, when your 15-year-old daughter announces to you that she was pregnant.
2. You young designer. In the morning before his first show you understand chtovasha collection is not ready to show and no "amazing" things it does not.
3. You are an arrogant narcissist MP of the British Parliament. You made a speech that live television broadcasts BBC and you rushing scared by the sound of his own voice.
David Strethern
1. You have a 9-year-old boy who never heard from her 16-year-old brother, where babies come from.
2. You exalted preacher-evangelist, exclaiming during a sermon: "Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus! Thank you! »
3. You are a former athlete. You are incredibly angry at the judge, who ordered a penalty for a foul by your 7-year-old son.
Joan Allen
1.You heiress of a multimillion state. You will learn that your young husband had an affair with a young lady even more. Standing in front of a mirror not invent to make you like a facelift.
2. You are the first woman in the history of US defense minister. You meet with the Chairman of the Committee of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who a day earlier on CNN nazvalvas "very nice young lady».
3. You chairwoman aggressive advertising agency excoriate his deputy who could not get a contract Cialis (analogue of Viagra). "You're such a bashing that tebyanado himself on billboards Cialis need !!»
John Goodman
1. You are a nerd, flirts with the cheerleaders and uncomprehending that any chance of success you do not.
2. You are leaving a nursing home, which is your wife. For the first time she did not recognize you when you come.
3. You coach university basketball team, yelling at the judge. You know that if you remove your guys will play more aggressively.
John Leguzamo
1. You are a hostage, heard in the next room tortured your friend. You understand that you are following.
2.You 4-year-old boy on a walk in a new "realistic" Dinosaur Park. You've just been "licked" 50-ton mechanical brontosaurus.
3. You heroin addict, persuade the dealer to give you a dose of duty. You chesslovo return the money to him.
John Malkovich
1.You naive young actress in Hollywood you recently. Your agent tolkochto called you and said that you have taken on a large role in the film, the script will be in you in love with George Clooney.
2. You stroitel.Vmeste with his buddies at work you sit at a construction site isobiraetes lunch. You scream sexy girl passing by, "Hey, babe, you want to see what's in my lunch box?»
3. You midlevel drug dealer, you have to dick more money mafia boss. Your messenger just told you that "vdrugnaletel wind and blew away two bags of cocaine you».
Whoopi Goldberg
1.You exemplary wife of TV evangelist. You just found out your husband chtou had an affair with a man on a call and the press knows about it.
2. You are a rich woman with a Fifth Avenue you wish "Merry Christmas" to the doorman, who never give a tip.
3. You, Barbara Walters, you're interviewing recently divorced aktrisy.Vy questioning her about the last movie, and then immediately zadaetevopros: "You were very hurt by what he left you to the young?»
Michael Douglas
1.You unhappy father, who two months ago lost a daughter. Vasvyzvali the police to identify the body of a young girl. The coroner pulls the sheet and you realize that it's not your daughter.
2. You are a little boy in the freak show. You look like izpirsingovanny guy eating cockroaches.
3.You 14-year-old girl who has just opened the bedroom door without knocking his 18-year-old sister. Sister there had sex with her boyfriend.
Ian McShane
1.You prosecutor with great political ambitions. You take on the loud process on the murder and the main witness for the defense said tolkochto superfluous and you can catch him in a lie ...
2. You are a former Marine. You get home from the gym, and you are attacked by a robber with a knife. You think to yourself "man, you yourself have no idea who you contacted» ...
3. You look at the TV broadcast of the race "Formula 1". In the race for the first time involved your son, who had just crashed into a fence. He pulled out of the car and the commentator says, "it does not move» ...
Chevy Chase
1. You have just seen that the woman next to you opened his cloak, and under it there is nothing
2. You have just heard your teenage daughter shows off her friends that she was "something which put itself earring» ...
Edie Falco
1. You are a mother who think how to explain to their children that the parents disagree
2. You are a little girl who tells her mother that her twin brother said a bad word
Martin Landau
1. You see a shootout in their quiet, tree-lined street in Brooklyn
2. You are listening to toast friends at a party on the occasion of the 50th anniversary of your wedding
Bill Pullman
1. After long negotiations, countless phone calls and endless rehearsals your agent calls you to say that your role
2. The next day he called back: the role of the director changed his mind and gave another
Fred Willard
1.You jailer, who have just been informed about the riots in the third building of the prison. Prisoners killed two guards and four others held hostage. Instigator of the riot - a serial killer who is serving four life sentences.
2. You and your work agent are very bad. You look like a potential customer is thinking on the treaty on which it will buy for big money non-existent home and think to yourself "sign and do not read. Sign up, do not read it! »
Don Cheadle
1. You hear how some guy in a bar said something obscene about your wife, your friend
2. You understand that in fact it is because of her sister
David Paymer
1. You are the owner of the diner. You stretch the money from the cash register addicts who you put a gun to his chest.
2. You Mafiosi, you send your Kostolomov visit baseball player, who performed an arrangement. "I was dead, he does not need, but I want to baseball, he never in his life is no longer played. It is understood? »
Charles Dutton
1. You are a businessman who returned from a long trip. Your wife greets you a very pleasant and intimate way.
2. You are a small businessman, you have just realized that your brother pocketed all the proceeds.
3.Igrok at the races, stuck to their ears in debt ruthless bukmekeru.Loshad on which you set, just ahead of race favorite ivyshla the homestretch.
Ellen Burstyn
1.Vam fifty-something years, you middle manager, you have worked long enough in the company. You have just learned that after sliyaniyavy remain without work.
2. The teacher of acting, but what you have heard, how to get the "Oscar" aktrisapo thank you live.
3. Offended woman
Patrick Stewart
1. You hear how your daughter and wife yelling at each other over dinner in honor of Thanksgiving
2. You middle-aged accountant who pretty young colleague just said, "You're awfully sexy».
3. You are a big company CEO. You know that on board you will probably approve a substantial raise.
4.You owner of a small restaurant business is not going very well. You shout two roof you rekitiram "all bloodsuckers, will no longer get a penny!»
Alan Cumming
1. You four years and you just released from a cage parrot family.
2. You four years and you turn a deaf ear reproaches mom upset disappearance parrot
3. You persuading his girlfriend to go with you to visit your parents
4. The man who betrayed
Natasha Richardson
1. You are a woman who realizes that her relationship with the beloved lead nowhere.
2. The former school "stuffed", the current rock star. You ride in a limousine for the reunion.
3.You computer genius who just broke database teacher of English, and has set itself five for graduation test.
atticus-flinch
