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The woman wounded soul of the photographer nude
Notes Photographer: that women usually say when they are asked to pose "nude»
ibigdan
February 7, 10:00
1. & quot; What are you - a maniac?! & Quot;
This phrase can be heard more often. Women are deeply convinced that a photographer who takes flowers and cats - this is a normal photographer, but someone who is photographed in the nude - it's a sex maniac. Therefore, communication about the shooting goes as usual:
- And if you wanted to take pictures without clothes?
- What are you - a maniac ?! You do that on the Internet is not enough porn ??
- What does it ??
- Oh, okay, I do not know what you want to see me naked ?! All men are the same, and the men with cameras - horny freaks!
This usually ends up communion.
2. "My time is gone»
It is said women starting from 25 years. & quot; Well, as I photographed ??? My time has gone ... That's 10 years as before, but now that the shoot? & Quot;
By coincidence, the photographer is always late with its proposal for 10 years, regardless of the age of the woman.
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3. "You saw me ?!»
- What do you mean ?? What is the nudes? !!! I have wrinkles, cellulite, belly big chest is flat and hanging!
And the catchphrase: Here lose weight - then we'll talk!
Usually, all that a man is frightened and did not stick to the proposals pose
4. "What do you imagine such a thought? I - not so! »
Similar phrases photographer enters into a long stupor. Usually, he stares at the monitor, trying to understand: Do not like this - it's what ???
5. & quot; I want to, but I can not & quot;
- I would very much like to have a nude photo, but my husband (boyfriend) very jealous. Explore - once will kill !!! And you too !!!
It is understood that after the shooting about any conversation goes.
6. & quot; It is interesting, but there are conditions! & Quot;
- I agree to be photographed nude, and if you are going to undress and also naked.
- I agree, but now does not make sense, I started menstruating.
- Even as I want, but I want to warn - no anal sex.
- Well, I agree, but only with a condom.
Photographer vaguely begins to suspect that it seems we are talking not about the pictures ...
7. "And your wife is aware of?»
- That's interesting, your wife know how you spend your time?
- So?
- Well, naked women ... You know what I mean ...
- No, I do not understand ... what do you want me to take my wife to shoot?
- No, you know what I mean ...
- Yes, I do not understand !!!
- All you know ...
This could go on forever ... Usually not withstand the first photographer
8. & quot; Why do I need these photos? & Quot;
- These photos can not even show anyone!
- Why?
- Because ...
- But all the same?
- Well, where's me all over the world will show their boobs? !!!
Photographer is shocked by her conviction that the world is frozen in anticipation that it will show the world their boobs ...
9. & quot; What are you gonna do with them? & Quot;
This question baffled photographers who do not practice the religion of Voodoo.
- What will you do with my photos?
- ???? i.e ??? nothing ... And what are you doing with the usual photo ???
- I - do not do anything, but still, what do you do with my photo ???
- Nothing. What would you want me to do with them?
- Do not want to be, and yet you did not answer the question ...
10. & quot; And suddenly, after many years ... & quot;
"Or suddenly ... suddenly I become Pope, chairman and president of Unesco! So inauguration, our entire prim girl in silk dress and hat on the floor and on the LCD screen behind her suddenly appears cheerful compromising. Sisgi!
No. That's funny. But the blunder. Epic fail. With unpredictable and very serious consequences ».
Photographer usually thinks a long time: just write "Do not flatter yourself!" Or to advise all the same to be treated for paranoia ...
© oko_odessa
PS from him: how, in fact, women have to argue their reluctance to shake the boobs in front of strangers, so it came to him?
I look forward to the debate about the corrupting the youth)))))))
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ibigdan
February 7, 10:00
1. & quot; What are you - a maniac?! & Quot;
This phrase can be heard more often. Women are deeply convinced that a photographer who takes flowers and cats - this is a normal photographer, but someone who is photographed in the nude - it's a sex maniac. Therefore, communication about the shooting goes as usual:
- And if you wanted to take pictures without clothes?
- What are you - a maniac ?! You do that on the Internet is not enough porn ??
- What does it ??
- Oh, okay, I do not know what you want to see me naked ?! All men are the same, and the men with cameras - horny freaks!
This usually ends up communion.
2. "My time is gone»
It is said women starting from 25 years. & quot; Well, as I photographed ??? My time has gone ... That's 10 years as before, but now that the shoot? & Quot;
By coincidence, the photographer is always late with its proposal for 10 years, regardless of the age of the woman.
[next]
3. "You saw me ?!»
- What do you mean ?? What is the nudes? !!! I have wrinkles, cellulite, belly big chest is flat and hanging!
And the catchphrase: Here lose weight - then we'll talk!
Usually, all that a man is frightened and did not stick to the proposals pose
4. "What do you imagine such a thought? I - not so! »
Similar phrases photographer enters into a long stupor. Usually, he stares at the monitor, trying to understand: Do not like this - it's what ???
5. & quot; I want to, but I can not & quot;
- I would very much like to have a nude photo, but my husband (boyfriend) very jealous. Explore - once will kill !!! And you too !!!
It is understood that after the shooting about any conversation goes.
6. & quot; It is interesting, but there are conditions! & Quot;
- I agree to be photographed nude, and if you are going to undress and also naked.
- I agree, but now does not make sense, I started menstruating.
- Even as I want, but I want to warn - no anal sex.
- Well, I agree, but only with a condom.
Photographer vaguely begins to suspect that it seems we are talking not about the pictures ...
7. "And your wife is aware of?»
- That's interesting, your wife know how you spend your time?
- So?
- Well, naked women ... You know what I mean ...
- No, I do not understand ... what do you want me to take my wife to shoot?
- No, you know what I mean ...
- Yes, I do not understand !!!
- All you know ...
This could go on forever ... Usually not withstand the first photographer
8. & quot; Why do I need these photos? & Quot;
- These photos can not even show anyone!
- Why?
- Because ...
- But all the same?
- Well, where's me all over the world will show their boobs? !!!
Photographer is shocked by her conviction that the world is frozen in anticipation that it will show the world their boobs ...
9. & quot; What are you gonna do with them? & Quot;
This question baffled photographers who do not practice the religion of Voodoo.
- What will you do with my photos?
- ???? i.e ??? nothing ... And what are you doing with the usual photo ???
- I - do not do anything, but still, what do you do with my photo ???
- Nothing. What would you want me to do with them?
- Do not want to be, and yet you did not answer the question ...
10. & quot; And suddenly, after many years ... & quot;
"Or suddenly ... suddenly I become Pope, chairman and president of Unesco! So inauguration, our entire prim girl in silk dress and hat on the floor and on the LCD screen behind her suddenly appears cheerful compromising. Sisgi!
No. That's funny. But the blunder. Epic fail. With unpredictable and very serious consequences ».
Photographer usually thinks a long time: just write "Do not flatter yourself!" Or to advise all the same to be treated for paranoia ...
© oko_odessa
PS from him: how, in fact, women have to argue their reluctance to shake the boobs in front of strangers, so it came to him?
I look forward to the debate about the corrupting the youth)))))))
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