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According to the "MK" President of the Professional Association andrologov Russia, a leading expert on urethral surgery professor Peter Scheplev, 30-year-old patient, a native of Tajikistan, complaining of urinary retention was taken recently in the hospital the doctors of "first aid". The man did not invent stories, and honestly confessed that with the help of a special device used when installing insulating glass, injected himself into the urethra assembly foam to the penis has acquired the necessary hardness. By the way, a young man - an exemplary family man, the home of his wife and several children and he came to Russia to work.
As determined by medical examination, the foam completely fills up the urethra to the bladder. Some time after the polymerization it is turned into the elastic material. The penis is really cured, but it failed to take advantage, as there were problems with urination. The patient naively believed that the foam is easy to leave the body, but this assumption turned serious urological problem.
Information, male urethra is very vulnerable and can not tolerate such experiments. In such cases, the saving operation is the so-called cystostomy - ie drainage installation (roughly speaking, a special tube) into the bladder through a puncture the anterior abdominal wall. This was done during surgery.
After that, the doctors brought the urethra on the perineum (the procedure is called perineostomiey), "turning off" the patient that part of the urethra, which was filled with foam. Skill allowed surgeons to remove a foreign object without additional cuts. Who is the victim of the urethra will "rest" for 3-4 months - must pass the regeneration of injured tissues. According to doctors, it is hoped that this process will end successfully, after which doctors in the simple operation will restore the urethra. But until then the patient will defecate "feminine", that is sitting. However, it is possible that a man be a complex reconstructive surgery.
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As determined by medical examination, the foam completely fills up the urethra to the bladder. Some time after the polymerization it is turned into the elastic material. The penis is really cured, but it failed to take advantage, as there were problems with urination. The patient naively believed that the foam is easy to leave the body, but this assumption turned serious urological problem.
Information, male urethra is very vulnerable and can not tolerate such experiments. In such cases, the saving operation is the so-called cystostomy - ie drainage installation (roughly speaking, a special tube) into the bladder through a puncture the anterior abdominal wall. This was done during surgery.
After that, the doctors brought the urethra on the perineum (the procedure is called perineostomiey), "turning off" the patient that part of the urethra, which was filled with foam. Skill allowed surgeons to remove a foreign object without additional cuts. Who is the victim of the urethra will "rest" for 3-4 months - must pass the regeneration of injured tissues. According to doctors, it is hoped that this process will end successfully, after which doctors in the simple operation will restore the urethra. But until then the patient will defecate "feminine", that is sitting. However, it is possible that a man be a complex reconstructive surgery.
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