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Sooner or later you discover that growing up is not the way it is imagined as a child. You remain the same, as was - just more you drink sometimes fuckin with some women and less dream.

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 - All channels conspire. On TV is only negative information!
 - Well, why not? I recently was told that the deputy was beaten.

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At the pharmacy. The visitor reaches the recipe window. Pharmacist looking at a recipe for a long time, then turns it upside down. Then, looking up to the light. Then turns back and looks at it over his shoulder.
Finally melancholy voice asks:
 - Tell me, please, what you hurt?

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Try to speak the truth one day, and by the evening you will be unemployed, those without families, lonely, abandoned and cursed by all the invalid, lying in intensive care trauma.

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Sitting upset suitable daughter gives candy. I said to her:
 - I, my daughter, adult problems, and that they can not solve.
It takes five minutes later returned with a bottle of viskarya and asks:
 - And so?

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When I do not want to live, I just go to sleep. The next morning, by the way, first to the bathroom, eat and then somehow did not die.

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His wife, playfully:
 - That winter came, the birds flew to the south, bunnies coat changing ... My dear, I have you a bird or rabbit?
Husband:
 - You are my bear. They spend the entire winter in bed all the time and something to suck.





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