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Vladimir Putin - 61. The President is still in the form: last year he was particularly intense generate new jokes and stories. Freudians taught that wit - a kind of mental sublimation that is manifested in jokes suppressed thoughts and desires. Judge for yourself what kind of man is ruled by Russia for the fourteenth year and what his unconscious mind.

Author Eugene Babushkin
Source: www.snob.ru/selected/entry/66212





1) "Lyudmila defended Watch»

Venue: Foyer of the Bolshoi Theater. With these words, the president announced stingy divorce.



2) "They tried to Viagra, perhaps life will improve»

Place: Universiade. Russia put professionals against the students, but criticized it just impotent - this conclusion follows from the words of Putin.



3) "Berlusconi is now being tried for the fact that he lived with a woman and if he was a homosexual, his finger would have no one touched»

Place: Valdai Economic Forum. Silvio Berlusconi, three times led by Italy, and if not for the court to come to power for the fourth time. Perhaps that is why Putin at every opportunity to protect Berlusconi.



4) "Fool! The Arctic - an integral part of Russia »

Venue: Meeting with activists of "United Russia". Economist Sergei Medvedev - the author of the proposal to transfer the Arctic under international administration - perceived insult to Putin as a reward. Sam said so.



5) "It's like cutting a pig - a lot of screeching and little wool»

Venue: Press Conference in Finland. This comparison of the president hinted that Edward Snowden should not be planted.



6) "When we ask the Lord to bless us, we must not forget that God created us equal»

Venue: "The New York Times." These beautiful words ends column, which, according to many, stopped a third world war.



7) "All vodka drink is impossible, but we must strive for this!»

Place: direct line to the president. At the end of the fifth hour, someone asked when finally everything will be fine. To which Putin answered famous aphorism Soviet alcoholics.



8) "If not us, then we»

Venue: Grand Kremlin Palace. This ambiguous phrase president praised the creators of strategic missile systems "yars". And the State Prize handed.



9) "It is hardly necessary to support people who are not only killing their enemies and eat their insides»

Venue: Summit EU - Russia. Eater Putin called Syrian rebels, and then wrote a column about God and equality



10) "He, you know, not Robespierre. I wish him every success »

Place: Sobyanin's inauguration. They arranged with the president Alaverdi: long Sobyanin thanked Putin for his support, and he compared it to a great historical figure.



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