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How do you explain to an alien that is "strange and pretty meaningless"?
A friend brought from Prague for a new girlfriend. She is one of "our former" - was born in 1988 in Odessa, mother remarried in 1992 for the Czech - circus and went with him to the Czech Republic. In Russian speaks slowly and with errors. But this is not the "pichalka."
Recently, they went home to their relatives in other Sverdlovsk - meet with parents. Going to get married. Already rented an apartment in Moscow. But the guy has to constantly carry out his future wife, master classes and "scientists in ways" in the fabric of life "Russian world" - more precisely, "Wonderland" the rest of civilization.
A simple example: were they somehow in Yekaterinburg on the street, and "prazhanka" saw the sign of the fishing shop "strange and pretty meaningless." Each long she explained why the name is written backwards. Began with "Heart of a Dog", somehow explained to her "Funny" such inscriptions, even cited the name of the group «Beatles» - «Beetles", deliberately written with an error.
As a result, each heard a reasonable question: - "But, after all, not everyone knows that it is specifically spelled incorrectly. Who would think that the owners of the shop just stupid. "
When my friend told their dialogue, I felt sorry for him. Got the same kind of girl ... seems to be a native of Odessa, but without the humor. Managed her brains of the guests at the European ISO format.
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And this is a Perm.
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Cultural center. The End.
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Recently, they went home to their relatives in other Sverdlovsk - meet with parents. Going to get married. Already rented an apartment in Moscow. But the guy has to constantly carry out his future wife, master classes and "scientists in ways" in the fabric of life "Russian world" - more precisely, "Wonderland" the rest of civilization.
A simple example: were they somehow in Yekaterinburg on the street, and "prazhanka" saw the sign of the fishing shop "strange and pretty meaningless." Each long she explained why the name is written backwards. Began with "Heart of a Dog", somehow explained to her "Funny" such inscriptions, even cited the name of the group «Beatles» - «Beetles", deliberately written with an error.
As a result, each heard a reasonable question: - "But, after all, not everyone knows that it is specifically spelled incorrectly. Who would think that the owners of the shop just stupid. "
When my friend told their dialogue, I felt sorry for him. Got the same kind of girl ... seems to be a native of Odessa, but without the humor. Managed her brains of the guests at the European ISO format.
Photos from the Internet
And this is a Perm.
Ischo
Not advertising.
Cultural center. The End.
Source:
