So who still shmuck?


One of my Russian friend told me that in Odessa people running around and screaming that they want to Russia. I called relatives and they told me that my friend - shmuck.
I called the Jews still have them there a little bit, and they told me that my friend - shmuck.
I called the other Jews, and they told me that all Odessa already know that my friend - shmuck, and if I'll still be fooling, they decide that shmuck - I.