War would be a picnic, if not for the lice and dysentery.
We are told that the war - it is murder. No: it was a suicide.
Someday declare war and nobody will come.
Cap deforms the head.
For any other men do not come together as quickly as for the murder of other men.
The prologue of the XX century - powder mill. Epilogue - the barracks of the Red Cross.
War - it is largely a catalog of blunders.
From the soldier is required first of all endurance and patience; courage - it second.
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
Soldier - the last link in the evolution of the animal world.
War - it is a series of catastrophes, leading to victory.
The army still a hair's breadth as a Boy Scout, but scouts are under adult supervision.
Any war is popular within the first thirty days.
In war there is no second prize for the losers.
The real war is no use to anybody, but a lot to hate.
You can not become a good soldier without a certain amount of stupidity.
In war there are no winners - only losers.
Arthur Neville Chamberlain
In war everything is simple, but the simplest is highly difficult.
General - a corporal who was raised many times in the rank.
Any business can be done in three ways: correct, incorrect, and in the army.
Either mankind will put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
John F. Kennedy
If our soldiers are aware of what we are fighting, it would be impossible to conduct any war.
Frederick the Great
The quickest way to end the war - play it.
British soldiers stand against anyone, not against the British Ministry of Defence.
George Bernard Shaw
The first victim of war is becoming true.
Before each battle plan is good, after the battle each plan is bad.
War is too important to be trusted its military.
In the civil war, every victory is a defeat.
The generals are always preparing for the last war.
Military training introduces courage by fear.
War - it is traumatic epidemic.
In wartime, truth is so precious that it must protect the guards lie.
Nothing lifts the morale like a dead general.
Every war between Europeans is a civil war.
The worst thing, apart from the lost battle, the battle is won.
The Duke of Wellington
Ultimately soldier backpack is not harder than the chain a prisoner of war.
Veterans of the Third World will not.
War is the continuation of politics by other means.
The officer can not be a good team, if it already is not afraid of Corporal.
I do not know any of the people who have been enriched as a result of the victory.
To win the war as impossible, how to win an earthquake.
Almost every general begins with a soldier, and only then taken for officers.
The heyday of military sciences is possible only in peacetime.
Whoever tries to evade combat duty, is not a genuine madman.
If the outcome of the war could have been foreseen, would have stopped any war.
Wars start when they want, but end up - when they can.
Children and generals like to scare others.
Personnel officer - the person whom we feed in peacetime to wartime he sent us to the front.
As the world is governed and ignite a war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe his own lies, reading it in the newspapers.
If the enemy is not in danger, the army is in danger.
Generals - a striking case of a delay in development. Who among us has not dreamed of five years to be a general?
This war will put an end to wars. And the next - too.
David Lloyd George
Old men declare war, and go to die young.
The war - just a cowardly escape from the problems of peacetime.
Children playing at soldiers. It's clear. But why do men play in children?
The war did not begin war. War politics begin.
General William Uestmorland
Eternal Peace will reign if the winner get to pay all the costs.
War - a way of unleashing political teeth assembly that defies language.
The war is over only when the last soldier is buried.
Wars are similar litigation where attorneys' fees exceed the disputed amount.
Luc de Vauvenargues
Why generals are stupid? Because they are recruited from among the colonels.