What we have learned through movies Bashny.Net

If you long to watch American movies, the picture of the world will be quite clear. So, how the world according to the American dream factory.





All telephone numbers in the United States beginning with the digits 555.

The ventilation system of any building - the ultimate escape. No one would think to look for you there, and you can safely get through it to any point in the building.

If someone crippled explosion, then it is required to ask, "Are you okay?»

No matter how badly damaged the spacecraft, its internal gravity system is never damaged.

All told in plain language, no matter where they come from. Even aliens from outer space, despite the fact that he had never been in the world and, accordingly, have not heard of the world or earthy.

When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room is well visible, but in a slightly bluish tones.

All computer drives work on all computers, regardless of the software.

Television news usually transmitted issue that affects you personally at the precise moment when you turn on the TV.

Immediate family members do not like each other, or have a passing resemblance.

No matter how fuzzy picture, you can zoom in and see every detail.

To destroy the data on your computer, just shoot at the monitor.

All writers - are rich in all publishing companies - glamorous, all the artists have large attractive well-lit studio on the top floor.

If the expert makes a prediction, and he did not believe - all come to pass exactly as he predicted. If you believe - it will never happen.

Most laptops are powerful enough to take over the communication systems of any hostile alien civilizations.

When an explosion occurs, hosted by the good guys, the good guys are beautiful in slow-mo, and never flinch or turn around.

All bombs are built electronic counters the time with a big red scoreboard, so you always know exactly when they will explode.

All beds have special blankets, with an L-shape to cover the woman up to the shoulders, and the man next to her only from the waist up.

Having sex in a bra - a sign of good taste.

Heroes of the film is extremely fast typing, and never use a key "gap".

The lipstick will never rub off, even if you're scuba diving.

If the film has a supporting character and a dark basement, which is not included, this figure certainly will go there to ask it a stupid question, "Who's there?" And get to the head.

If you are good-looking blonde, then most likely, you will become a global expert on nuclear weapons at the age of 22.

If something emits radiation, it certainly is green.

Villains have the evil face that they should arrest only in appearance.

The cough is usually a symptom of an incurable disease.

When paid the taxi driver, do not look in the wallet - take random and give. Always will be required sum.

Any lock can be opened in seconds by credit card or a paper clip, if it is not the door to a burning building, where there is a child.

Any computer boot no more than 2 seconds.

Any person waking up from a nightmare, sharply sits down and begins to breathe heavily.

Being in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises source, wearing his most candid underwear.

It makes no difference how many enemies you have to fight. Your enemies will wait patiently, dancing around, while you do not send them all one by one in a knockout.

There is never any problem parking in front of the building fit you.

A single match is enough to light up a room the size of a stadium.

Before you let a bullet in the hero, the villain a few minutes required to lecture him.

Celebrities films never printed with errors.

Search the Web always gives you exactly what you want, right on the first page.

Password from your computer - it's always what you thought in the third turn.

In carrying out any police investigation is necessary at least once to visit a strip club.

Dogs always know who is bad and barking at him.

If you attacked a maniac, you need to run away from it to the second floor and hide in the bathroom or closet. Otherwise, he will not find you.

In horror movies alive are almost always man and woman who passionately kissing or having sex. Despite the fact that just a maniac cut all their friends.

The stronger the man and the woman hate each other, the more likely that they will fall by the end of the movie.

The person you trust the most, probably - a spy or just a bastard.

Six-guns fired on 30-40 times.

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

You will surely survive any battle, battle or war, if someone does not show you a picture of his girlfriend, waiting for you at home. If so - you're in trouble.

If the hero got into a fight, he definitely will come out of it with a small incision in the right corner of his mouth. He will wipe away the blood back of his hand and disapproving look.

Anyone may well land the plane.

Sex always begins with the missionary position and ends with the woman on top posture.

During police surveillance, the action always begins when it is bought a hamburger and a cup of piping hot coffee prudently takes place on the dashboard of the police car

Any sporting event is won by a complete failure at the last second.

All bombs are wires of different colors to the hero could easily determine what kind of wire should be cut

If the brakes failed in the car, the driver never uses the hand brake or engine brake - he will continue to race at high speed through the city.

All things are bulletproof - machines, tables, body, kitchen boards.

All police services have an endless supply of police vehicles. They are also the most unlucky drivers who are fighting in a frontal collision, crash into parked cars, falling into the water, and of course fly in the air, enter into a spin, landing on the roof, break the flashing lights that emit a sound if they sit down batteries.

If you want to pass himself off as a German officer, you do not need to learn German. Simply speak in English with a German accent. All the more so, when they are alone, all German military talk to each other in English.

Any purchase of the supermarket includes French bread and fruit packed in two large open brown paper bag.