Advertising poetry

Sometimes advertisers think that prose is too boring and do not allow them to express all their thoughts about the product.

This collection of poems in advertising is sure to impress even those who do not like poetry. The main thing - to find a unique selling proposition.



Dog sorry!



How to live with the habit of paying the bills?



Especially the last sentence is encouraging.



Check for your phone.



Hedgehog with a knife at your throat.



No, not exactly meet shitty.



About shashlik here a word, by the way.



Strengthen health loaves, not fat.



Poetry should be around!



And for the not so slender girls prices unworthy?



Stretch ceiling - a new superhero.



I wonder where invited?



Kiss flea in brick.



New sales growth - "to the bottom».



Canine friend was delighted intercom?



"Moose / honey / ped-education" did not help.



Where would you put the emphasis in the word "coward»?



Laxative tea promises to specify the right way!



Code of Honor passenger minibus.



Baptism served moldy sausage, clearly.



Samara is rich in miracles.



From the neighbors below will help you the most fire extinguisher.



Who would help me after such advertising.



Glory Ukrainian shop is haunted.



The main thing that we need this pig is not a dream.



We hope they treat teeth better than write poetry.



Secret of creativity not only in the bouillon cubes.



Source: klubkom.net