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1 - Can you tell the difference between televior 9006 by Philips bedside Thomson?

2. - call grandma and asks: My dear, and you have morozilnichek person for five or six?

3. - In Extension of the sale of the Internet?

4. - Do not prompt the address of your phone? - Oh! What a great! (Of the refrigerator) I have it in one place will not fit!

 - Do you have a video recording? - Yes, but what are you interested? What a horror, it is desirable that more terrible - to me for five children!

 - How much does the printer PentiumIV with absolutely flat-screen TV? Further ...

 - Get me the fridge ...

 - Do you have a radio with toilet paper holder?

 - I am interested in the vacuum cleaner, so it all soaps and dust is not cleaned ...

 - What are the model spell. -Good. The letter Dr. Dmitri. -Pasha?

 - Alla, Alla, it bothers you Ulyanovsk. Finally, to reach you ... (tu-tu-tu)

 - Alla! And that you master the sport? (ringing in the company Sportmaster)

 - Do you have a shaver? -You What I would like? Yes, a simple, grandfather shaved ass! (implies neck)

 - I am interested in television with a diameter of 54 cm square ...

 - Do you have hairdryers ... well, a well-known company in the ... R ... remembered! Moulinex!

 - Alla, girl, if you're answering machine, I'm with you I will not say!

 - When I was coming this washing machine?

 - I'll see your reklamku and very excited at her!

Question on ICQ (stylistics saved): Help me choose a refrigerator, the following parameters: 4 people + dog users, including 2 hungry boys.

 - Do you have a corner of the TV company Ms? (Meant LG)

 - I need a cable Scrub-scrub ... (scart-scart)

 - And for free shipping, too, will be a discount?

 - How much you muz.tsentr Samsung stand, and then his son a birthday coming up, he wants to Panasonic ...

 - Girl, I realize that I do not know what I need! But I need to know for how much I count!

 - The client dictates the phone number and a question to ask someone says: I am!

 - How do I pretend to the refrigerator?

 - Do you have a car 250 liters refrigerators?

 - Where are you located e?

 - This model is adapted to the Russian meat grinder meat?

 - There you should store or signboard hanging?

 - Get me to the hall, I have something not enough!

 - There are pocket notebooks by 64 kg?

 - And a Sony TV angles at the corners or in the center? And at the side of Phillips Square?

 - How much does the printer Pentium 3?

 - Need a coffee maker, but not one that gurgles and splashes, and that the coffee brews.

 - How do you foam plugs per meter? (headphones were due to the length of the cord 1m)

 - We have refrigerators company Liebherr ... Customer: Oh, what are you so swear?

 - You in a phone shop to give? - Give me the phone back and forth ...

 - This grinder with a metal myasozaglatyvatelem?

 - Need a printer at 1000 revolutions ...

 - A washing machine in the hole of the tank arrives at the hatch?

 - I am interested in ear headphones, with loud bass and not to vomit them ...

 - We need a Pentium4 processor with absolutely flat-screen ...

 - Do you have a bread machine, so that they could still fry the meat and yogurt to do?

 - In 720 models just can do video editing or something else or somehow mount?

 - Hello! Can you tell me the address of your online store? - Record: www. *** Moe.ru - And this is what the subway?

 - Do you have monitors LSD?

 - What is the saw, which cuts into every corner?

 - ... The model is called "Bravo" ... As what? Firewood?

 - Until what time you are Christmas discounts? - Before the end of the year. - By the end of next year?

 - You are doing product from Krups? - Yes. - Then I'm interested pancake maker Tefal.

 - A grinder what form? - Cylindrical. - A Cylinder is a circle or a square?

 - You have to Kaluga "Idiot" there? (meant cassette with the film)

 - Do you have a chair that the child could ride on a computer?

 - I need a computer, just a ... - How is it completely? - Well, that was a video camera and a color copier ...

 - Customer: the difference between nine and twelve? Operator:
Let's think together ...

 - And there you can walk to the store to get there?