My aunt said:

Guys you are just not much rzhite yesterday, her husband finally persuaded to buy a crystal chandelier, doroguuuschuyu (six months hoarded). Let's go to the store, took a chandelier and on the wings of joy home, on the road snatched brandy (wash this thing).

They sat down at the table, crashing 50 and then repeated, well, I say, and let Vasek still hang today, man languid, or cognac, or from my Happiness agreed. We put a chair on his stool, perched on my stool, and I made her hold.

Standing schastlivaya watch my eagle from the ceiling casts, (and he for some reason in the family trusnyakah was), translating look below, and what I see - these cute panties rolled out an egg, so I emotion took and so lightly gave schelbanchika. < br />
My "proud eagle" as a flight from this overpass, along with a chandelier, which is chopped to pieces, and jumps to the remainder of chandeliers me jump. I thought I would kill, and he says:

 - Shit like current pizdanulo directly to the eggs came, not good death !!!

Sent ShB