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The risk of one morning to wake up and see in the mirror instead of a thin and sounding terrible aunt herself is every one of us. Unfortunately this is the case.





A woman can be any number of years. The main thing is that it does not become a aunt. And this trouble happens in twenty.

Aunt - something asexual, having no children. The belly and chemical feathers on the head. Bright, carefully grown and groomed flower garden variety of ailments, the main of which - hysteria and chronic constipation. His eyes tightened shroud quiet frenzy. From the lips of her aunt, even the word "Lord" sounds like a snake hissing. However, this is the last stage of the disease. It all starts innocently enough.

aunt, Gopnik:

Aspiring aunt would never say anything good about you, nor eyes, nor for the eyes. But poor can talk for hours and enjoy it. Aspiring aunt red with anger, but not shame. This feeling it is not known how and sense of humor. However, she knows how to laugh. If you are passing car doused with mud or on your head makes a mess bird, begins aunt burst into happy girlish laughter.



It scared attentive to detail. She yells at the child because of the broken cup and hang himself for a penny. She will devour you alive for a scratch on the polished furniture, behind the stain on the wallpaper, for a place in the queue and just like that, because you belong to a different breed.



But at the same time it hurt if you give up a heavy meal. You will stay slender, it gnaws at her soul. She did not please everyone.

Poor aunt! With its gastronomic lust impossible to maintain decent female form. She wants to look better, but can not stop eating and eating. She Wants, but can not. It's horrible. She is ready to explain their problems than anything - metabolic disorders, bad ecology, a sedentary lifestyle, employment pitch, nervous overloads, the evil eye, but not the greed and gluttony.

However, my aunt is not the villain. When you there is something wrong, she sympathizes. If you hurt someone, she patiently listens to your complaints about the offender. But when you are all well, you are happy, successful, beautiful, better not get caught her eye. She will try to spoil your fun. I assure you, she is able.



All fear old age - women and aunts, uncles and male, angelic people and humanoid animals. However, people from different animals that are not so afraid of old age, as the revelations that show through on the face mercilessly. There are elderly unusually beautiful, bright, touching in their faces is something childlike, angelic. There are quite ugly, as witches and devils. This is not a random whim of blind fate, it is ultimately the choice is a very personal and it is free. All the bad things he had done for the life of man, climbs out of the faint unpleasant oozing eyes. And nothing will not change. And yesterday it was possible.



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