The secret desires of men Bashny.Net

1. The Eighth of March to be transferred on February 29. Every four years, it is still possible to endure.
2. Plastic surgery for breast enlargement would be included in the program of free health insurance.
3. For the conception of the child would require the joint participation of men and four women.
4. To protect your partner from conception, it would be enough during sex folded fingers crossed behind his back.
5. All women have the same name - for ease in communication.
6. All women would be allergic to gold, precious stones and fur animals.
7. In the women's noses stood to special filters, silencing the smell of beer, sweat and onions.
8. swimsuit bikini suit would be considered ideal for business women. And no business too.
10. To open the clasp bra, it would be easy enough to blow it.
11.Mesyachnye women were least once a year. During the opening of the fishing season.
12.Galstuk could not tie. A fly - do not zip up.
13.Raz month everyone had agreed to the labor legislation of the right to set fire to his office.
14.Volosy from the nose, as well as easily transplanted back to the head.
15.Dlinu bristle and the level of erection you could adjust on their own - as the volume level of the receiver.
16.Avtomagistrali not have speed limitations. And without fail be built in the shape of a giant oval.
17.U men also happens to multiple orgasms.
18.Byli be invented socks that have always existed only in pairs. Abandoned you in different places, they vigorously crept to each other.
19.Sidenya on the toilet have to swing up as soon as they got up to.
20. In each bar would stand cot for those who are not going to leave here today.
21.Musornye packages to leave the house alone. For him it was enough to be a good napoddat foot.
22.Muzhchina who came to kindergarten at a matinee to see how his children dance dancing gnomes, forcibly transported to the remainder of the day in a Thai massage - for mental rehabilitation.