TABLE burning calories during sex :)

TABLE burning calories during sex
Stripping:
 - With her consent - 12 kcal
 - Without its consent - 187 kcal
Removing underwear:
 - Both hands - 8 kcal
 - With one hand - 12 kcal
 - Plus the one hand slap - 37 kcal
 - Mouth - 85 kcal
Pulling a condom:
 - During an erection ... - 6 kcal
 - No other - 315 kcal
Prelude:
 - Find penis - 3 kcal
 - Find the G-spot - 10,000 kcal
Pose
 - Lying - 8 kcal
 - Standing - 60 kcal
 - On the go - 712 kcal
Orgasm:
 - The present - 112 kcal
 - Simulated - 513 kcal
After orgasm:
 - Stay in bed - 12 kcal
 - Escape - 36 kcal
 - To find out why she ran away - 816 kcal
Dress:
 - Quietly - 32 kcal
 - Hurrying the last bus - 98 kcal
 - When her father rings the doorbell - 1218 kcal.



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