How to do business ...

Moishe had bought for a hundred dollars a donkey from an old farmer. The farmer had to bring him a donkey the next day. The farmer came as agreed, but no donkey.
 - I'm sorry, but the donkey podoh.
 - Well, then return my $ 100.
 - I can not, I've already spent it.
 - Well, then just leave me the ass.
 - But what do you do with it? - I asked the old man.
 - I play it the lottery.
 - But you can not play the lottery dead ass !!!
 - I can believe. I just will not tell anyone that he was dead.
A month later the farmer met Moshe:
 - What happened to that a dead donkey?
 - I played him as saying. I sold five hundred lottery tickets at two dollars apiece and as a result received a $ 898 profit.
 - And that, no one protested ???
 - Only one guy. Those who won the ass. He was very angry ... until I apologized and did not return to him his two dollars.