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Customers of banks is also a joke ...
Banks at first glance seem to be terribly serious and institutions solid. But this is just an illusion, let's find out what they say and write clients and managers of banks.
1. Explain to me how simple bomber, ...
2. I would like to start communication with your bank
3. Tell me, if you like to use a cell?
4. Do you have contributions for 3 months? A month you have?
5. I have heard that six banks, including your, take away the license. But we pray that you sounded.
6. It read Russian and white ...
7. I've talked with you boy ... Well I do not know, maybe he was not a boy, but a man ...
8. The girl, hello. You're giving?
9. Tell me, if the investor is, roughly speaking, is dead?
10. (a client application with a request to return the card, captured by ATM): "I ask you to return the card, which brazenly usosala this nasty machine!»
11. Hello! We are now talking to the operator and we ripped!
12. Customer:
-Tescha Bitch, he took credit. Where is he paying?
13. Client department: "I have here a little PROSRACHILSYA ...»
14. From the comments of managers:
"The client did not name the place of work. He was dressed in a police uniform. »
15. The girl, here we are shooting ... with the ATM. And the ATM with us something to shoot?
16. Dialogue with the customer:
- The loan is designed for you?
- No, in the refrigerator.
17. Operator: What number of the contract.
Client: Where?
A: In the phone.
18. The girl is you, which I for the first time?
19. A visitor officer, accountant. Talking on the phone:
Arm: To you sir:
Buch: Give him the phone:
Buch: Yes, Holy Father, what would you like?
Pos: I'm not my father, I am your auditor Sergey Batyushkov !!!
Accounting crying.
20. -I this month, I do not have time to pay. You can pull me ?! (meant delay of payment)
21. Operator: Introduce.
Client: You called my real name?
22. I am Marital status?
Client (confidently): Of course!
23. Hello, I have a loan in some bank, you do not accidentally? (frequently asked question)
24 - Think of the word and name, consisting of five or more letters.
- A six possible?
- You can.
- Alexander ...
Source: ribalych.ru
1. Explain to me how simple bomber, ...
2. I would like to start communication with your bank
3. Tell me, if you like to use a cell?
4. Do you have contributions for 3 months? A month you have?
5. I have heard that six banks, including your, take away the license. But we pray that you sounded.
6. It read Russian and white ...
7. I've talked with you boy ... Well I do not know, maybe he was not a boy, but a man ...
8. The girl, hello. You're giving?
9. Tell me, if the investor is, roughly speaking, is dead?
10. (a client application with a request to return the card, captured by ATM): "I ask you to return the card, which brazenly usosala this nasty machine!»
11. Hello! We are now talking to the operator and we ripped!
12. Customer:
-Tescha Bitch, he took credit. Where is he paying?
13. Client department: "I have here a little PROSRACHILSYA ...»
14. From the comments of managers:
"The client did not name the place of work. He was dressed in a police uniform. »
15. The girl, here we are shooting ... with the ATM. And the ATM with us something to shoot?
16. Dialogue with the customer:
- The loan is designed for you?
- No, in the refrigerator.
17. Operator: What number of the contract.
Client: Where?
A: In the phone.
18. The girl is you, which I for the first time?
19. A visitor officer, accountant. Talking on the phone:
Arm: To you sir:
Buch: Give him the phone:
Buch: Yes, Holy Father, what would you like?
Pos: I'm not my father, I am your auditor Sergey Batyushkov !!!
Accounting crying.
20. -I this month, I do not have time to pay. You can pull me ?! (meant delay of payment)
21. Operator: Introduce.
Client: You called my real name?
22. I am Marital status?
Client (confidently): Of course!
23. Hello, I have a loan in some bank, you do not accidentally? (frequently asked question)
24 - Think of the word and name, consisting of five or more letters.
- A six possible?
- You can.
- Alexander ...
Source: ribalych.ru
