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People will spoil your mood in the morning looking at myself in the mirror

If today something went wrong, do not worry. Just today is not your day. And tomorrow. And always

 - Sema, and that the name is - Ichthyander?
 - Well, Ihti - Greek fish, Andrew - a man.
 - That is all together means: Fishman?

In fact, everything is possible, the main thing - not to leave evidence

God sees everything, is crying, but I forgot the password from the universe

- Where the hell are you?
- Damn, you see them too?

In the courtyard of the 3rd millennium, space, vayfay and electric vehicles. And Zelenka have not learned to pack so as not to udelyvaet it every once in a shit

There is nothing in the world easier than to take and to complicate his life

I am typing in Google "how to be kinder? "- The answers were different, but one just killed:" If you are a scorpion, it does »

It is necessary to constantly discover something new. And today I discovered a new jar of jam

If the wife asks, we must sincerely promise

I'M TIRED! I DO NOT WANT TO DECIDE ANYTHING! I wanna hold a loved one, a big warm MUZHIK !!!

- I have always said: if you love - let ...
- Damn, Petrovich what nafig, let go? I fall, then twenty meters, hold the rope!

- Look, I'm a lone wolf. I despise people, their ideals and values.
- You cotton candy pink or white?
- Rosy. Thank you. So ...

The wife was bitten by her husband. Now he is also the wife
 - Son, come kaku!

 - Ma-a-am! Well, how much can you say she is my wife, and I have 35 years

All men are bastards more, and this has to be tolerated. The main thing - to find the bastard nondrinkers and with good erection

-Kotik, Where are you?
-I In the kitchen, my dear!
-Shut up asshole! I'm looking for a cat!