Short and sweet 9

Women like romantic men, until you need men's help. And he is such a - a tear in his eye, knobs assholes ...

 - Mom, look pigeon! Do you have bread?
 - No eating bread!

Corruption, crime, unemployment, prostitution, drugs ... But! In Russia, it was decided to fight against smoking.

Dear Service, do not call me, please, more in the morning! Between us everything is over!

The houses are very dangerous at home all sides lurks food

The faces of some women should hang a sign: "Caution, colored!»

- Mm-m, look, we have today a romantic evening? Candles, oil ...
- Damn, Petrovich, close the hood!

You, of course, an angel, but the wings out of your ass grow

Dagestani doctors swear the Hippocratic mother

 - And still strong man, two times in a row, and then a bit more time and a breath!
 - You mean your, or what?
 - No, about Putin's ...

Each time, starting to go to success, I stumble somewhere between a laptop and a sofa

Money, you are traitors! Walking, then go along and get back home I'm alone!

In the breast pocket of his trousers was discovered photography.