Football went

Mallorca. Hotel La Meredian, located in the center, I check arrived. The hotel, in general, it is not, perhaps, the correct name. Group cottages. A registration - in the main four-storey building. People come, drawn, all rank by rank.
Opens the elevator door. From it there are three Russian hero. Two - vdrabadan. Third - vusmert. And the two of them as real friends are under the white ruchenki very tired. Suddenly saggy body twitches, raises his head, his eyes barely razleplyayutsya and their owner is trying to get the proper focus. The picture is not expected to dock and he squeezes out:
-Oppa! And where are we?
-Vovan, We came to Spain, spokuha.
-Ёpt! A Th I tell my wife ??? Well she thinks I went to football!