It's funny, really funny

At the factory two friends argued for men that women love.
 One says:
 - Well, my wife likes, for the fact that I am the father of her children, for reliability, for me it is like a stone wall!
 - H-ee, Vaska! * Only for -b l th!
 - It can not be!
 - And you try to tell the house that you can not!
 Sleeps Vasily night, and my wife is pushing you to sleep then something thought up? Get in!
 - Yes, you know! Today at work I Bear random key hit in the balls and the doctor said I was impotent! Never again can!
 - Ah, so!
 The wife flies out of bed. He bends down and buries itself in the closet.
Starts throw underwear:
 - My - my ... your - your ...
 Vasily gently peel off the bed and plants in the ass.
Wife with two hands rakes linen:
 - On the neck!!!