How to choose a girl. 19 points

1. When you select a girl it is not necessary to drive to the hole.

2. First of all, it is recommended by eye to estimate the year of issue. should be very careful, because the girl's own conduct pre-training - and often does not correspond to the appearance of the true state of affairs. especially recommended to fear overhaul: Plastic Surgery (tinsmith female) work wonders. artificial increase in age by cosmetics (girls, she looks a little different) and the body kit is even more dangerous: for the operation is too young creatures can be answered to the fullest extent of the law.

3. The interior will show you at once. so while you can safely look closely, for example, to the chassis. and closer. Balancing will not help here. and if one continuous collapse without convergence -even tinsmith powerless.

4. Body: scratches must not confuse you. one of the few benefits of the girls in front of a car is the ability to regenerate the surface. if there is a dent - there is worse.

5. Co current regeneration for girls - this is absolutely not a plus.

6. Streamlined design - too.

7. The bumpers and the front and rear must match in size.

8. Check the stiffness of the suspension, and pressing his hands to the body, it is not necessary. at least at the first vstreche.9. Immediately interested in the number of owners is not recommended. get into podkapot too.

10. And the main bug: Do not try to stitch brains: especially the girls is that it spontaneously can include back (which she did). however, like any other, transmission. the girl on the machine are rare and easy to use - they do not necessarily constitute manuals.

11. The correctness of the sequence and content of their actions, you can check the instrument. as the instruments are: the mouth (in the stretched position is satisfactory operation of all systems - you are on the right track), eyes (if leaks - is as bad as in cars) and others.

12. First of all it is necessary to adjust the fuel supply system. Fuel can be: dining in establishments of different nature (machines for coffee in the hangar STO - not the best idea), movie tickets (this is where they showed the afterburner on the big screen), theater (large gray building not far from the refueling on the way to work) we launched small (eg cream-lifting the so-called women's antikoroziyka). inquire about preferred fuel can have the object itself. they speak.

13. Once you are sure that the quality of the mixture is quite satisfactory, as evidenced by the corresponding figures of devices and quiet (read: Nep * zdlivym) course - pass to regulate the ignition. here have popyhtet. podkapot get into and lie underneath. infest women differently. warmed too. so there's only empirically. By the way, the choke is present in all good quality models. very good even know how to use it. You should not confuse that it works quite a different way than in a car. you should not panic about this. relax and have fun.

14. Brought? warmed? Test Drive. Note, for long union is not enough, so she arranged for you. still need you to come to her. so a lot of effort.

15. Power in girls is not important. patency you too should not be of special concern. pay better attention to the dynamics, handling, maneuverability.

16. And most importantly: the brake. many girls are missing. you have to fit a long time to adjust the handbrake. only when it is possible to completely let go - it is directly in the drive.

17. Abs - the same luxury. Many hopelessly stalled.

18. If you are satisfied: you can go to the tuning. here too I'm not an adviser. purchase and install your Soup and its taste.

19. Do not forget a warm secure parking, high-quality consumables, anti-theft system, and accept the fact that from now on you have even less time and money.

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