Resourceful girl

With my girlfriend sat. I went to spend.
 And sweat pants gum burst tie, anything, wire is not visible at night. I put her in the motor.
 I go home, and then two, faces gangster.
 - Well, that "Kisochka" sailed? Take off your clothes if you want to live.
 Scared and pants on a wire, fumbling with the knot.
One noticed and asked:
 - It is that the wires?
Well, I think the chance.
 - Now - I say -Learn "wrong».
 She took the two ends of the wire, as if to join them and shouted: - Allah Akbar.
 No athletes were running palest hue, but the effort was for the Nobel Prize.