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ANEC about starichkof
Old English Lord comes to the doctor.
- You know doctor, I got married six months ago to a lovely young lady, but she did not like to get pregnant, it may be something to recommend?
- How old are you, sir?
- 75.
- And your wife?
- She was 25.
- That's what I would suggest to you, take your wife, hire a young secretary and go on your boat trip a month or two into three. You know, sometimes the sea air works wonders!
It takes six months old Lord appears at the doctor.
- Thank you very much, doctor! The sea air really works wonders! My wife is pregnant!
- Hmm, how's young secretary? - Asked the doctor.
- You know, she's pregnant too! The sea air works wonders!
Sitting old man 90 years that on a bench in the park and bitterly crying.
Here is a young man, he saw an old man weeping, approached him and asked what was wrong.
- I'm in love with 25-year-old girl - the old man said through tears.
- Well, what's wrong? - Asks the young man.
Sobbing, the old man says:
- You can not understand. Every morning before going to work, we tr # haemsya.
For lunch, she comes home and again we tr # haemsya. Then she prepares my favorite meal. When she returns from work, she makes me the best blowjob.
And then, after dinner, we again tr # haemsya, fuck, fuck all night ...
The old man burst into tears again, unable to cope with them. The young man put his arm around his shoulders and says:
- Frankly, I do not quite understand you. What you just told me, it sounds like the ideal family relationships. I do not understand why are you crying?
The old man sobbed and said through tears:
- I forgot where I live ...
Grandfather had lived but a woman. The old man said to the old woman:
- Old, let Bun blind, and let him make the first computer in the forest.
Grandmother agreed, blind Bun, commissioned him to build a computer.
Gingerbread is rolling through the woods and sees - the wolf comes. Gingerbread him and asks:
- Wolf and Wolf, and you want the system unit be?
- And what is it?
- This means that you'll sit and you people feed themselves are: Floppy, Disk ...
- I want! - Said the wolf and became the system unit.
There is a bun on. Suddenly sees - the fox, he told her, and said:
- Fox and Fox, and want to be the monitor?
- And what is it?
- Well, that's when you're looking at people, spy, and they did not suspect.
- I want! - Said Fox and became a monitor.
Gingerbread rolled on. Here hedgehog runs across the road. He stopped him and asked: - Hedgehog and Hedgehog, and want to be a keyboard?
- And what is it? - It is when people you will be back to scratch, so stroking every day, and you will lie down.
- I want! - Said the Hedgehog and became the keyboard.
Gingerbread Man went on. Sees - mouse runs. He caught her and asked: - Mouse and Mouse, and you want to be a computer mouse?
- And what is this, and how?
- It is when people every day you will take by the scruff and dragged on the mat back and forth, back and forth.
- Fuck you in the ass, Gingerbread Man !!!
Since then, the mouse in the ass bun ...
- You know doctor, I got married six months ago to a lovely young lady, but she did not like to get pregnant, it may be something to recommend?
- How old are you, sir?
- 75.
- And your wife?
- She was 25.
- That's what I would suggest to you, take your wife, hire a young secretary and go on your boat trip a month or two into three. You know, sometimes the sea air works wonders!
It takes six months old Lord appears at the doctor.
- Thank you very much, doctor! The sea air really works wonders! My wife is pregnant!
- Hmm, how's young secretary? - Asked the doctor.
- You know, she's pregnant too! The sea air works wonders!
Sitting old man 90 years that on a bench in the park and bitterly crying.
Here is a young man, he saw an old man weeping, approached him and asked what was wrong.
- I'm in love with 25-year-old girl - the old man said through tears.
- Well, what's wrong? - Asks the young man.
Sobbing, the old man says:
- You can not understand. Every morning before going to work, we tr # haemsya.
For lunch, she comes home and again we tr # haemsya. Then she prepares my favorite meal. When she returns from work, she makes me the best blowjob.
And then, after dinner, we again tr # haemsya, fuck, fuck all night ...
The old man burst into tears again, unable to cope with them. The young man put his arm around his shoulders and says:
- Frankly, I do not quite understand you. What you just told me, it sounds like the ideal family relationships. I do not understand why are you crying?
The old man sobbed and said through tears:
- I forgot where I live ...
Grandfather had lived but a woman. The old man said to the old woman:
- Old, let Bun blind, and let him make the first computer in the forest.
Grandmother agreed, blind Bun, commissioned him to build a computer.
Gingerbread is rolling through the woods and sees - the wolf comes. Gingerbread him and asks:
- Wolf and Wolf, and you want the system unit be?
- And what is it?
- This means that you'll sit and you people feed themselves are: Floppy, Disk ...
- I want! - Said the wolf and became the system unit.
There is a bun on. Suddenly sees - the fox, he told her, and said:
- Fox and Fox, and want to be the monitor?
- And what is it?
- Well, that's when you're looking at people, spy, and they did not suspect.
- I want! - Said Fox and became a monitor.
Gingerbread rolled on. Here hedgehog runs across the road. He stopped him and asked: - Hedgehog and Hedgehog, and want to be a keyboard?
- And what is it? - It is when people you will be back to scratch, so stroking every day, and you will lie down.
- I want! - Said the Hedgehog and became the keyboard.
Gingerbread Man went on. Sees - mouse runs. He caught her and asked: - Mouse and Mouse, and you want to be a computer mouse?
- And what is this, and how?
- It is when people every day you will take by the scruff and dragged on the mat back and forth, back and forth.
- Fuck you in the ass, Gingerbread Man !!!
Since then, the mouse in the ass bun ...
