Stories about reservations

It was before Easter. I work in a stationery store. There comes a guy and asks:
 - Tell me, do you have a marker to write on them the egg?
But our saleswoman heard that "the writing on the face." She turns and yells at the whole store:
 - Tan, we have a marker for human skin ?!
The guy was blown away:
 - And what a marker for skin something ?!
 - Well, of course, alcohol is harmful, and water-based hand rub off on touch!
Man, of course, so did not buy anything, but everyone who heard this dialogue, the mood was great all day ...

And there continued:

I once in New York at the restaurant asked the waitress to bring something to wipe mokrenkaya testikals (eggs) (forgot the word "spektrikals" - points).
She dragged a large hot towels, and all kitchen dumped into the hall to see the action.

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