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Yesterday, I heard from a friend - thought profit))):
 -Sorry, I'm calling so late - I just flew ten minutes ago ...

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Student tomorrow is the last deadline kursacha complicated by TMM. It is the night draws on Whatman paper format A1.
In the morning and spends the last line in exhaustion leans back in his chair.
And then it is the Lord:
 - My son, you have worked nicely, ask what you want!
 - Lord, have e ... tsya!
 Here Lord disappears, and in the air above materializes drawing ink and ... overturns on paper.
 - E ... smiling, my son!