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About orgasms and socks

Orgasm is divided into six stages:
 1. Asthmatic - (oohs, ahs) "But ... but ... but ..»
 2. Geographic - "here, here»
 3. Mathematical - "more, more»
 4. Religious - "my God»
 5. The suicidal - "I'm going to die»
 6. Killing - "If you stop, I'll kill you!»

Extent of the condition of socks:
 1. We throw socks, and they stick to the wall.
 2. The sock on the right foot can not be put on the left leg.
 3. Sox are close to running shoes.
 4. Socks can be removed earlier than sneakers.
 5. Sox as such there is no - there was only the smell.