Three arguments that

Three arguments for the fact that Jesus was Irish:

He was never married.
 He never had a permanent job.
 His last wish was to drink.

THREE argument for that Jesus was Puerto Rican:

His name was Jesus.
 He has always had problems with the law.
 His mother did not know who his father was.

Three arguments for the fact that Jesus was Italian:

He talked with his hands.
 Every meal he drank wine.
 He did not know English.

THREE argument for Jesus was negros:

He called each brother.
 He had no permanent address.
 Nobody hired him to work.

THREE argument for that Jesus was a Californian:

He never cut his hair.
 He walked barefoot.
 He founded a new religion.

THREE argument for Jesus was RUSSIAN:

He steadfastly held for questioning.
 He gave his life for the bright future to which All the same would not live.
 He was recognized only after his death.

And finally, the evidence that Jesus was a Jew:

He voshel in his father's business.
 His parents kept up to the age of thirty.
 He was sure that his mother was a saint, and his mother was sure he was God.