What is good. What is bad ...

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
 Poor: In the womb for three child.
 Very bad: You did an operation to ligation spermatic cord three years ago.

2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
 Bad: She wants a divorce.
 Very bad: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son grows up.
 The bad: started an affair with an older neighbor.
 Very bad: You too.

4. Good: Your son spends a lot of time in his room.
 Bad: He's in the room you find hidden porn.
 Ugly: You're in some of them.

5. Good: Your husband finally agree - enough children!
 Bad: You can not find the pill.
 Very bad: They took your daughter.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
 Bad: You find that he secretly puts your things.
 Very bad: they go to him more than you.

7. Good: You are encouraged to talk about stamens and pistils with his daughter.
 Bad: She keeps interrupting you ...
 Very bad ... and straightens.

8. Good: Your son has a first date.
 Bad: On a man.
 Very bad: Who is your best friend.

9. Good: Your daughter got a job immediately after graduation.
 The bad: as a prostitute.
 Very bad: Some of your colleagues - its customers.
 Too bad: She earns more than you.

10. Good: Reading all of the above, you're laughing.
 Bad: Do you know people with similar situations.
 Very bad: One you.