Skewers of beef)))

It was a couple of years ago ... I come somehow at work in our snack bar / dining room, and I see (generally speaking, a fairly common) price tag "SHASHLIK GOV.»
 To think, to what science is reached, previously only caviar made from petroleum, and now from the gov. roasted kebabs.
At the head of thoughts run through the implementation of our country's food program as soon as possible, and at the same time reminded of an old anecdote - "I have two news, good and bad: bad - nothing to eat have to eat shit, and good - we have heaps of it."
I'm not an experimenter by nature, so bought himself something traditional, but in any case interested in at the barmaid, from some of the beef. the barbecue fire.
She is pleased to announce that it is not of any such gov., And from a no beef.
 Few explanations barmaid reassured that they do not use any beef. in cooking, I do not recommend it to save on ink and will not create ambiguous situations with names of dishes.
 She pledged to make every effort to remedy such situations.
 PS: In the evening, going to the canteen for a cup of coffee, I realized that the waitress kept her word. Proudly flaunted at the price tag - "SHASHLIK GOV-ny."