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Tips for advanced youth
1. Read Murakami. At least learn the names of novels. Remember that the store sold two different writer by that name.
Murakami Also, ask the seller of bananas Yoshimoto. Rolling his eyes, to say that the fashion for Japanese authors is about to take place.
At the same time look at the book covers Coelho, but to say that the latter has deteriorated.
2. Vosstorgatsya Japanese cuisine, and at least once every six months to try the judges, describing in LJ every sweet moment of your stay in the "Yakitori" or "Ginotaki».
For a more glamorous - start slowly switch to Italian restaurants. "Japan Stanoev commonplace.
And the sushi is not what they were a few years ago, when it all came. "
3. In the past, be behind a campaign against the "Nord Ost". In the future - in the "12 chairs". But to say that the musical as a genre in Russia has not gone.
4. Not bad, when entering into a caste, learn to understand the work of Iwase. If you have a technical education in the load is Mityaev, humanitarian - Shcherbakov.
5. Of course, look at Raziq Grishkovtsa, "Radio Day" and "Election Day." Saying that went to five times each.
6. Listen to the radio station holding Arnold Prize - «Jazz" and "Classic". Or, at worst, "Monte Carlo" and "Silver rain".
To say that in Moscow there was nothing to hear - the dominance of pop and dynamite-efemov. Complained that closed the "Open" radio.
7. Have LJ. To achieve the greatest possible amount of intellectual Frendo. Immediately throw away from the tape who throws you. Treat yourself to a bison.
In the mind to keep the idea that hiking Current music groups level FUCKING and Co - it is certainly not on Kortneva and Bogushevskaya, and KuraZhZh - not Paul Okenfolda. But it is necessary. Again with the aim to take a look.
8. Go to a 10-15 cafe - not snobbish such as "souffle" and Vogue, but not dirty as the "pie". Stick to the middle of the "Kofehauzov," "Soup" and Cream Cafe.
9. Ride / used foreign car moderate killed. In the radio have paused some disk with Cafe del Mar, Buddha Bar or any other chill out, ethnic, lounge and downtempo.
Who sits on your right incessantly repeating that the subway was not breathe. In the absence of the vehicle immediately translated the conversation to another topic.
10. Emotionally scold the second and the third part of "The Matrix." "The first part is definitely carried a philosophical idea, so I had to stop the shooting at the same time."
11. Do not read Russian authors. Do astonished face, if someone offers a similar book - while Pelevin hopelessly gone. To say that fantasy, detectives and other fast-food reading - for a bookkeeper in the subway and working capital businesses.
12. Read - for beginner users - the book publishing "ABC-Classic», intermediate - «Vagrius", "Foreigner" and "Limbus Press», advanced - Ad Marginem and "Text".
13. Discharge the same book, it is desirable to buy in the "Path to Me," "White Clouds", and similar places. There's also a lot to buy kolichstvo incense and Indian spices - pile of a drawer in the kitchen and did not know what to do with them later.
14. interested in via the Internet, with all sorts of training (both business and psychological), but never for them not to go. Replace in conversation the word "training" to "coaching."
15. To say that never eat at McDonalds ("terribly unhealthy food and not yet aware that they are there ponapihali"), but do it regularly. C in order to save time and money.
16. Do not go to regular exhibitions in museums, but be sure to visit all the visiting photographers, which tells the "Big City" ("Do you still have not read the" big city "?). "In the queue in the" Moscow House of Photography "always you will meet many familiar faces! & Quot;
17. "paired" the weekend to go to Peter.
18. Buy any unnecessary entourage and Gizmos "Ikea" and OBI. At the round sum. Arriving home to think what it was purchased and spent those same round sum.
19. Surrounding say that really want to get a second degree. Best of all MBA. Best of all at the expense of the company. Since the leadership of anyone you do not have to talk about education are rapidly moving into a whining that everything in this life is possible only kiddies from rich families.
Particularly hard-nosed character types sit on the forums site E-xecutive in the hope that they will notice. After reading the book "Funky Business" last thought that came into the Dream Society.
20. Scold dominance Petrosyan Dubovitskaya, "Full House" and KVNov 1 and 2 channel. Third, 31st and CTC in conversations do not need to be present ...
21. See Parfenov, Gordon, "Chto.Gde.Kogda." And "School for Scandal." Scold late Dibrova, but remember the warmth of its sample of 98th years.
22. Go for a walk in the CHA. In no case did not go for a walk at ENEA. This platitude leave visitors.
23. To say that would love to take a trip to Goa, but it is play on New Year Prague, Turkey and Finland. Or just as it was all those years, the usual booze villa outside Moscow.
24. Women would be nice to cross into anything Western, as far as possible from the orthodox officialdom - anything Lutheran-Catholic. It excites the minds of very intelligent boys.
This lively interest in Buddhism and the way east, but did not show it.
25. From time to time buy films from the series "5 stars" and "Cinema without Borders".
26. love to go to places where there are cheap hookah. Add-tightened with a clever and slightly absentminded. Take the load mate. Or hookah load to mate. It does not matter - it conceptually.
27. Be sure (the word is pronounced with an exclamation mark) to go to 35 mm. "It's the only place where they show a normal movie! You have not seen the last of working with Audrey Tautou and Jean Reno? ".
28. Talk to everyone around that studying Arabic. In retaliation, American culture ispoganevshey good old European world. Or Chinese. "For the future of China, do not you know?»
29. In the event of a large attachment to the Road Transport fasten Avto.ru sticker with the nickname. "But it's better to take it off ... for a lot of cars on the streets has become very much. Moscow stood up. "
30. Look at all come in large numbers especially in here, exclusively critical with a slight touch of cynicism and paternal indulgence. Osoznanovat own importance because of the criticality.
31. Under no circumstances do not admit that you read the publication of the "Moskovsky Komsomolets", "MK-Boulevard" and "7 Days." Once the media with a similar one by one to read it carefully.
32. In the case of another attempt to strengthen skills in the international version of the English language courses to carry textbooks, starting with the upper-intermediate level is not in the bag, and in his hands. Cover the audience.
33. In the winter, closer to the weekend, slowly begin to be inserted into his speech by saying: "snowboard", "Volen", "Sorochany", "board", "track" and "aggressive." In the summer in your trunk should roll rollers. Learn the words: "Poklonnaya" and "Sparrow" ...
Murakami Also, ask the seller of bananas Yoshimoto. Rolling his eyes, to say that the fashion for Japanese authors is about to take place.
At the same time look at the book covers Coelho, but to say that the latter has deteriorated.
2. Vosstorgatsya Japanese cuisine, and at least once every six months to try the judges, describing in LJ every sweet moment of your stay in the "Yakitori" or "Ginotaki».
For a more glamorous - start slowly switch to Italian restaurants. "Japan Stanoev commonplace.
And the sushi is not what they were a few years ago, when it all came. "
3. In the past, be behind a campaign against the "Nord Ost". In the future - in the "12 chairs". But to say that the musical as a genre in Russia has not gone.
4. Not bad, when entering into a caste, learn to understand the work of Iwase. If you have a technical education in the load is Mityaev, humanitarian - Shcherbakov.
5. Of course, look at Raziq Grishkovtsa, "Radio Day" and "Election Day." Saying that went to five times each.
6. Listen to the radio station holding Arnold Prize - «Jazz" and "Classic". Or, at worst, "Monte Carlo" and "Silver rain".
To say that in Moscow there was nothing to hear - the dominance of pop and dynamite-efemov. Complained that closed the "Open" radio.
7. Have LJ. To achieve the greatest possible amount of intellectual Frendo. Immediately throw away from the tape who throws you. Treat yourself to a bison.
In the mind to keep the idea that hiking Current music groups level FUCKING and Co - it is certainly not on Kortneva and Bogushevskaya, and KuraZhZh - not Paul Okenfolda. But it is necessary. Again with the aim to take a look.
8. Go to a 10-15 cafe - not snobbish such as "souffle" and Vogue, but not dirty as the "pie". Stick to the middle of the "Kofehauzov," "Soup" and Cream Cafe.
9. Ride / used foreign car moderate killed. In the radio have paused some disk with Cafe del Mar, Buddha Bar or any other chill out, ethnic, lounge and downtempo.
Who sits on your right incessantly repeating that the subway was not breathe. In the absence of the vehicle immediately translated the conversation to another topic.
10. Emotionally scold the second and the third part of "The Matrix." "The first part is definitely carried a philosophical idea, so I had to stop the shooting at the same time."
11. Do not read Russian authors. Do astonished face, if someone offers a similar book - while Pelevin hopelessly gone. To say that fantasy, detectives and other fast-food reading - for a bookkeeper in the subway and working capital businesses.
12. Read - for beginner users - the book publishing "ABC-Classic», intermediate - «Vagrius", "Foreigner" and "Limbus Press», advanced - Ad Marginem and "Text".
13. Discharge the same book, it is desirable to buy in the "Path to Me," "White Clouds", and similar places. There's also a lot to buy kolichstvo incense and Indian spices - pile of a drawer in the kitchen and did not know what to do with them later.
14. interested in via the Internet, with all sorts of training (both business and psychological), but never for them not to go. Replace in conversation the word "training" to "coaching."
15. To say that never eat at McDonalds ("terribly unhealthy food and not yet aware that they are there ponapihali"), but do it regularly. C in order to save time and money.
16. Do not go to regular exhibitions in museums, but be sure to visit all the visiting photographers, which tells the "Big City" ("Do you still have not read the" big city "?). "In the queue in the" Moscow House of Photography "always you will meet many familiar faces! & Quot;
17. "paired" the weekend to go to Peter.
18. Buy any unnecessary entourage and Gizmos "Ikea" and OBI. At the round sum. Arriving home to think what it was purchased and spent those same round sum.
19. Surrounding say that really want to get a second degree. Best of all MBA. Best of all at the expense of the company. Since the leadership of anyone you do not have to talk about education are rapidly moving into a whining that everything in this life is possible only kiddies from rich families.
Particularly hard-nosed character types sit on the forums site E-xecutive in the hope that they will notice. After reading the book "Funky Business" last thought that came into the Dream Society.
20. Scold dominance Petrosyan Dubovitskaya, "Full House" and KVNov 1 and 2 channel. Third, 31st and CTC in conversations do not need to be present ...
21. See Parfenov, Gordon, "Chto.Gde.Kogda." And "School for Scandal." Scold late Dibrova, but remember the warmth of its sample of 98th years.
22. Go for a walk in the CHA. In no case did not go for a walk at ENEA. This platitude leave visitors.
23. To say that would love to take a trip to Goa, but it is play on New Year Prague, Turkey and Finland. Or just as it was all those years, the usual booze villa outside Moscow.
24. Women would be nice to cross into anything Western, as far as possible from the orthodox officialdom - anything Lutheran-Catholic. It excites the minds of very intelligent boys.
This lively interest in Buddhism and the way east, but did not show it.
25. From time to time buy films from the series "5 stars" and "Cinema without Borders".
26. love to go to places where there are cheap hookah. Add-tightened with a clever and slightly absentminded. Take the load mate. Or hookah load to mate. It does not matter - it conceptually.
27. Be sure (the word is pronounced with an exclamation mark) to go to 35 mm. "It's the only place where they show a normal movie! You have not seen the last of working with Audrey Tautou and Jean Reno? ".
28. Talk to everyone around that studying Arabic. In retaliation, American culture ispoganevshey good old European world. Or Chinese. "For the future of China, do not you know?»
29. In the event of a large attachment to the Road Transport fasten Avto.ru sticker with the nickname. "But it's better to take it off ... for a lot of cars on the streets has become very much. Moscow stood up. "
30. Look at all come in large numbers especially in here, exclusively critical with a slight touch of cynicism and paternal indulgence. Osoznanovat own importance because of the criticality.
31. Under no circumstances do not admit that you read the publication of the "Moskovsky Komsomolets", "MK-Boulevard" and "7 Days." Once the media with a similar one by one to read it carefully.
32. In the case of another attempt to strengthen skills in the international version of the English language courses to carry textbooks, starting with the upper-intermediate level is not in the bag, and in his hands. Cover the audience.
33. In the winter, closer to the weekend, slowly begin to be inserted into his speech by saying: "snowboard", "Volen", "Sorochany", "board", "track" and "aggressive." In the summer in your trunk should roll rollers. Learn the words: "Poklonnaya" and "Sparrow" ...
