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A little joke about lamer
One client could not be determined how long she modem - external or internal. I begin in accessible language to help her - say, if the outside, it has to be somewhere nearby and blinking lights.
"No, I did not close, but the mail is coming ...»
Client:
- I received a strange letter from your machine TS
- What is strange?
- In the From field appears Compuserve
- And in the body what?
- Your message was successefully delivered ... So what?
- You translate?
- No, I understood everything ...
But one of my friends said the following:
"Language Fort efficient assembler because it performs some instructions directly from memory and ports, bypassing the processor. "
Client:
- Where are your fax modem Suva leaf?
Client:
- Do you have a cartridge for Epson L?
- And then what letter?
- And then there is the letter, wiped it ...
- Hello! Technical Department ?! Something with the program! The mouse cursor does not move!
- Yes, what program it with the iron problem. Died your mouse.
- What has iron !!! She plastic !!!
- Hello! Technical Department ?! I dialed the password - and I was not allowed!
- So, it is necessary to gain the right.
- I have the correct! Five stars!
From real life: (technical support)
-You Can send a copy of the floppy disk that comes with the scanner?
-Of course!
... It takes five minutes and starts to crawl out of the fax copy of the floppy disk.
"No, I did not close, but the mail is coming ...»
Client:
- I received a strange letter from your machine TS
- What is strange?
- In the From field appears Compuserve
- And in the body what?
- Your message was successefully delivered ... So what?
- You translate?
- No, I understood everything ...
But one of my friends said the following:
"Language Fort efficient assembler because it performs some instructions directly from memory and ports, bypassing the processor. "
Client:
- Where are your fax modem Suva leaf?
Client:
- Do you have a cartridge for Epson L?
- And then what letter?
- And then there is the letter, wiped it ...
- Hello! Technical Department ?! Something with the program! The mouse cursor does not move!
- Yes, what program it with the iron problem. Died your mouse.
- What has iron !!! She plastic !!!
- Hello! Technical Department ?! I dialed the password - and I was not allowed!
- So, it is necessary to gain the right.
- I have the correct! Five stars!
From real life: (technical support)
-You Can send a copy of the floppy disk that comes with the scanner?
-Of course!
... It takes five minutes and starts to crawl out of the fax copy of the floppy disk.
