A little joke about lamer Bashny.Net

One client could not be determined how long she modem - external or internal. I begin in accessible language to help her - say, if the outside, it has to be somewhere nearby and blinking lights.
 "No, I did not close, but the mail is coming ...»

Client:
 - I received a strange letter from your machine TS
 - What is strange?
 - In the From field appears Compuserve
 - And in the body what?
 - Your message was successefully delivered ... So what?
 - You translate?
 - No, I understood everything ...

But one of my friends said the following:
 "Language Fort efficient assembler because it performs some instructions directly from memory and ports, bypassing the processor. "

Client:
 - Where are your fax modem Suva leaf?

Client:
 - Do you have a cartridge for Epson L?
 - And then what letter?
 - And then there is the letter, wiped it ...

 - Hello! Technical Department ?! Something with the program! The mouse cursor does not move!
 - Yes, what program it with the iron problem. Died your mouse.
 - What has iron !!! She plastic !!!

 - Hello! Technical Department ?! I dialed the password - and I was not allowed!
 - So, it is necessary to gain the right.
 - I have the correct! Five stars!

From real life: (technical support)
 -You Can send a copy of the floppy disk that comes with the scanner?
 -Of course!
... It takes five minutes and starts to crawl out of the fax copy of the floppy disk.